People are laughing at this but I can assure you it’s true. As one of Elon’s personal medics I attended to the injuries he sustained in the attacks. In both instances he suffered lacerations to his penis in what he described as “knoife croimes.” I also scrubbed blood from the frunk of his Cybertruck
i dreamed me and @fragboner.bsky.social went to see an ancient scarecrow landmark & instead found a little bookstore where i got all the chronicles of narnia books and lost my shoes
