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Oh your musical taste is “eclectic?” I have a whole Spotify playlist that’s an ashtray superglued to a fourteen year old armadillo named Peony who sells encyclopedias

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"She trembled with excitement, like thick cut bacon in a hot skillet." -My erotic fiction career somehow not taking off

Fight me like one of your Foo.

Iron me like one of your maidens

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*taking a bite of salad* hmmm… needs more foods

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I'm at Facebook marketplace, anyone need their hog oiled?

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I just want someone to look at me the way Gary Busey looks at his therapy puppet

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Merge two films The Breakast Fight Club

Merge two films Mrs Doubtfire Walk With Me

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despite a lifetime of fighting for them, my children will have fewer rights to party than we did

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Merge two films The 40-Year-Old Virgin Suicides

Merge two films This is 40-Year-Old Virgin

Merge two films Mrs Doubtfire Walk With Me

Merge two films To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Everywhere All at Once

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kool-aid man: [waking from a coma] wha- what happened doctor: you ran head first into a brick wall kool-aid man: oh yeah

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status - trying to explain furries to my 85 year old mother

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they way light mode shines on your maniacal face in the dark

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Them: know thyself Me googling: how can I un-know myself

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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Reskeet with a tweet you still thing about.

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“I’m a malcontent creator” I say, making you cry

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can

Reskeet with a tweet you still thing about.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

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Went furniture shopping today and of all the things we saw this was the third most fuckable.

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Regret to inform u I am once again making weird art 😔

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Leather fuckin couch pillow for $129 I stg

Went furniture shopping today and of all the things we saw this was the third most fuckable.

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Yesterday I went on Twitter and saw someone say "Go back to Bluesky with all the rest of the former gifted kids" and wow just absolutely bodied

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Don't cry because it's over. Cry because life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you

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My theory is that the Voynich manuscript is an ambitious lore prop a medieval DM made for her RPG group.