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@britculpsapp.bsky.social

harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

discord: bculpsapp

📍MPLS | 37 | she/they
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all your mutuals are russian bots Все ваши взаимные - русские боты
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it was the inspo for this limited edition gourmet glizzy
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say it’s wagyu & charge $100/plate for it
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here, take this; go with dignity — hot doggy-style
I'm going to vomit, and die
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sorry the AI is getting out of control here
Sexually Suggestive
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but also asking the important things about why pictures like this never trend
Somehow Babies Adorable is one of the most unhinged accounts on the internet.
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jesus christ son of god is also up there
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okay my friend, you’ve convinced me
I mean this with the utmost care and respect: baklava
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truly representing so many men 🫡
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perfect ass weather for skylines & sunsets & gy!be & a various array of clandestine fireworks parties gone amok in southside. at the same time: sending calming vibes to those with “boom loud noises” ptsd & animals with spiking anxiety everywhere.
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it’s red. do you want one?
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please consider this @georgesantos.bsky.social i made you another poster for this strategic political move
i have said the past couple days: 2024 unity ticket of hunter biden/george santos.
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logging on:
credit for alt text goes to @h00rayforstuff.bsky.social after i hit a writers block lol anyhoo, my stoned ass has been giggling at this for a minute
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credit for alt text goes to @h00rayforstuff.bsky.social after i hit a writers block lol anyhoo, my stoned ass has been giggling at this for a minute
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it’s gonna rain tomorrow & i’m home from work because of freedom adjacent reasons; should i finally watch dune 2?
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christ… the “proud papa” piece hits a hell of a lot different now lmfaoooo
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might be the first time i actually see what this does
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🎶 I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BAALLLLLLLL 🎶
🎵 cut my life into pieces this is my last resort 🎵
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according to tiktok videos, i hear it helps to hold the skin taught when applying said makeup
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feels like muting him would annoy him the most based off this.