✨brit ✨

✨brit ✨

@britculpsapp.bsky.social

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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

discord: bculpsapp

📍MPLS | 37 | she/they

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Josh D. Stranding 🏴‍☠️

honestly though

Josh D. Stranding 🏴‍☠️

lmfao

i refuse to believe troup hemenway isn’t AI

These are the directors of Project 2025. Look at these pasty, pathetic, autographed-Bret-Easton-Ellis-first-edition, drunk-on-daddy’s-calvados little megachurch dillholes. TROUP? Stop it. Get the fuck out of here immediately.

sitting in a lake house unbothered

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we used to be a country

Tequila Sunset 🥥🌴

using a vodka slushy to see what happens

Дезинформация публикует вас

Слухи были правдой!

the only one confirming medical emergency is laura loomer as far as i know soooo…

oh damn were the medical emergency rumors true?

Burger boy 🍔

you’re very thoughtful

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PSA

Ehhh... ijsje iemand? 🍦

well i’m certainly not the one labeling this as sexually suggestive

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sorry the AI is getting out of control here

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

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is this why you’ve barely touched your hot jawg? 😕

i don’t think i like this

Burger boy 🍔

yes

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cum? you mean boner marrow??

leeson blocked me on twitter from two accounts & steve whatshisface blocked me on uptown crime’s fb for shit talking leeson’s page fans

i was banned from uptown crime a few years back for similar & she’s finally blocked me on twitter from both crimewatchmpls & crimewatchtwincities

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)

I ate pussy hotdog style on the 4th of july

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new vasectomy emoji dropped

getting back to the basics. hit me with ur best emoji kitchen combo

damn i was close!

drunk & only friends with a talking baby?

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80s Oldsmobile with a bumper sticker that says "What Would Lorena Bobbitt Do"

Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler)

frosted sand

Coach Jerry (referee 🟥)

lol pretty sure we all were

exactly — votes should be earned & not expected. especially based on: “he’s not the other guy”

audacity perhaps

nice