Woke Mechanic

@broke-mechanic.bsky.social

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Not really that broke, no longer a mechanic either.

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Woke Mechanic

every liberal's goal is to become a corporation. freed of responsibility. freed of the flesh every conservative's goal is to become a state, for the same reasons we have bodies. we cannot escape them. they pretend they do not. they pretend that they can

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After the scolding, threatening, bullying, berating, dehumanizing, and infantilizing all failed to boost his polling, the biden campaign had no choice but to break the glass and implement the emergency last resort 11th hour panic procedure: Actually Fucking Trying To Do Something Good For Once

Breaking news: President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices and an enforceable ethics code, according to two people briefed on the plans.

Biden set to announce support for major Supreme Court changeswww.washingtonpost.com The president has discussed the plans with constitutional scholars and members of Congress in recent weeks.

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Yell In a War

In other words, Divorced Guy Syndrome is not actually Divorced Guy Syndrome, as fun as it is to tease them about their divorced energy it's actually This Guy Was Always Weird But His Wife Was Acting As A Human Service Animal by Hiding It For Him Until Recently

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Ayo

Proof of Christ sounds like an amazing grift.

We're putting Jesus on the blockchain.

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ouinne

@techconnectify.bsky.social has several videos explaining how heat pumps work and why they are the best choice for /most/ people.

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Cassidy Percoco

There's an extended bit in one of the Master and Commander books where they talk about how revealing the London women's fashion was in 1805.

In a few months someone needs to do a writeup of the great Bluesky Transwomen vs. Journalists War.

I only get snippets of it in my feed it's like listening to your neighbors fight through the wall.

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Woke Mechanic

Facebook / Google / Apple are not serving you ads based on what you're saying near the mic of your phone. Almost every other awful thing you believe about their ad targeting is true; just not that.

okay it's time for a prompt post: respond to this post with a correction to a common misconception about something you know a lot about. if you feel like it, boost your response. (please use a kindly tone about it, otherwise i, your prompt curator, will get anxious.)

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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator

Is the extractor machine itself helpful? Will I kill it if I use it with diluted vinegar?

Fuckin Democrats spend 12 years telling us that tHiS IS ThE MoST iMpOrtAnT eLEctIOn OF YoUr LiFE! And then when the rubber hits the road they turn into Uvalde Cops and just stand in the hallway while kids die.

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Goldstein the Hon

Oh yeah I do the same thing.

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Goldstein the Hon

I need redundant pi holes, got it.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane

JD Power Bottom Vance

Turns out when you try to kill your first vice president it's hard to find a decent replacement.

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jasper pilled

l'enfer c'est les entrées

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ouinne

Yes comrade all according to plan.

Vance hates himself even more than he hates "liberals"

He's not gonna make it

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Karl Bode

What no materialism does to a mf.

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Eve Nicholls

Nope you'll have to wait till winter for that

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radical lisa loebotomy

Isn't the number of the beast supposed to be a veiled reference to Ceasar?

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Woke Mechanic

All Western politicians right now

My couch is one Pepper long

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Woke Mechanic

If I was at the Château de Saint-Cloud on 18 Brumaire it wouldn't have gone down like that

Another tragic story of a young man whose brain was warped by violent video games. Into thinking you need to aim for the head instead of the center of mass.

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DaveAnthony

We're all in the Superdome now.

Trump probably has some William McKinley ass doctor stitching his ear up so it's entirely possible he develops a massive infection in a few days.

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