cait: people will tell you you're mean and evil for talking shit but i disagree. being a hater is literally one of the most universal human activities throughout all of recorded history. you are walking in your ancestors' footsteps when you talk mess about your enemies and revel in their failures

people will tell you you're mean and evil for talking shit but i disagree. being a hater is literally one of the most universal human activities throughout all of recorded history. you are walking in your ancestors' footsteps when you talk mess about your enemies and revel in their failures

I love reading ancient graffiti and its just hater shit all the way down. I love knowing we are eternal haters.

like that one guy who swindled people with bad cooper ingots and everyone hated enough to write on stone tablets about it, humans thousands of years from now are going to be able to learn about Cait, a legendary poster and hater who everyone was mad at

she also had a fat ass and perfect titties

working at a cementary for many years probably got you some contacts. make yourself a statue for your grave

Perhaps if our haters did not wish us to talk shit, they should not have started shit. It is only our right.

Humans literally evolved speech so we could shit talk and gossip better

that's right

Indeed! “For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?” Mr. Bennet Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

You can only draw so many pictures on the cave wall of that one dude you hate being a little dickbag before you need to say it out loud

i'm not spreading "positivity" (gross) I'm sowing discord in my enemy's mead hall

[complimentary] Haters gonna hate

How can you learn from others mistakes if you don't dissect them repeatedly at length

Dante’s Inferno is 60% sick burns on his contemporary rivals and foes

your like an internet jesus, teaching us these wisdom's

The world's oldest recorded customer complaint was a Mesopotamian dude who was so pissed off at the quality of the copper ingots he was sold that he took the time to inscribe an insult about the seller into clay tablets that would last for 5000 years. Aspire to that level of petty.

that’s right

you’re allowed to be mean about people who are your enemies

they shouldn't have become my enemies

it’s simple really: talk shit get hit

god so fucking true bestie

being judgmental is what the human ability of judgment is for! if you can’t look at something awful and say “wow that’s awful” what’s the point

Been a hater since middle school. Made a lot of friends by being the one to call an asshole an asshole when nobody else was willing to.

problems don't go away if you don't tell people they're a fucking problem

They're going to have to pry my grudges from my cold dead hands.

The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, and to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters. - Genghis Khan and @cait.bsky.social, probably

being selective about who to hate and not hate is the only thing that separates us from animals

Thats human nature, and most things about human nature are whats holding us back as a species

holding us back from what?

Lol whatever comes after I evolve from being an asshole 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll let you know if I ever find out 😆

17th century me: I declare a vendetta against my enemies for the crime of ruining my crops and subsequently starving my children 21st century me: bitch called me stinky

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