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oh wow, that’s so crazy dude. quick question, who are literally any of the people you’re talking about
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My attorney texting me
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God fuck I’m so jealous
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it's aspirational!
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Like 10% of the posts in my feed I feel like Steve Carell in Anchorman.
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nice try cop
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People I don’t follow are warring with people I have blocked. The most logical step here is to pick a side and burn everything to the ground
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This is every conversation with my mother in law
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Oh you mean Steve? The Bluesky Elder? You all probably know him better by his handle, Corpsefucker69420.
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Oh, you didn't hear about *The Incident*? Heh.
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me when my therapist brings up other dissociated identities.
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Often I can't tell what is going on bc someone blocked me, I blocked someone else, or someone blocked someone, and it didn't involve me at all. Lately, if I don't understand a post, and I scroll thru the thread, I give up, it doesn't matter.
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The nuclear block really discourages rubbernecking on these ghastly pileups, which is probably all to the good. I’ve seen this thing bouncing around my feed for DAYS and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on. :)
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Yeah, they make it really hard to be nosey around here lol.
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My favorite aunt had the craziest habit of telling ornate, multi character stories where she’d only refer to them by first names. It wasn’t name dropping. I think she honestly thought we knew who she was talking about. It was part of her charm.
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My Mum does this too! Except I’ve just returned from abroad after 15 years and she makes no distinction between in-laws I’ve never met (and need to know about) and some woman she’s meets at swimming on a Tuesday. Also, we’re Irish so like every third person is named Mary or Jim
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Also, she’s met some famous people and she refers to all to them by first names even if they were only in the same room for like 5 mins. So, I’m standing there are Miles tells me to fuck off. Oh Miles! So crazy Barb, do you mean MILES FUCKING DAVIS told you to fuck off in a bar?!
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He was playing an after hours set in some shitty bar in Seattle and she tried to talk to him between songs. My Aunt Barb was an epic bad ass.
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i can’t tell if the latest fed-creeper is one person or two. people seem to be using two different terms for them.
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i think the other terms are pronouns
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Fae/faer are pronouns yeah
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What the hell is a "reality show"???
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But that one person went on the other person's podcast!