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@ceilingcat.bsky.social

Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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This feels very Epoch Times, a twisted, co-mingling of patriotic and Christian symbols.
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Incels: “bUT nOtHiNG hAPpeNeD oN THe AcOLyTe” Leslye Headland: I see you, Reylos, I am here to make things right
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The truth is out there…waaay out there
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Me: Google, what’s…? Google: here’s what I found on Quora, Reddit, and Wikipedia
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When the quiet posters you follow are too quiet
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How to Bluesky: Step 1: add the Cat Pics feed
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The Venn diagram between Cybertruck fans and sociopaths is a circle.
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Bring back leaded gasoline ya cowards, it gave gen-X superpowers
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The question isn’t who owns the Alamo Drafthouse today. It’s which corporate conglomerate will own it tomorrow.
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Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
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Still promoting this 30 year old game on Bethesda’s website. Trent Reznor used to play this while on tour with NIN
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New Tinder photo just dropped
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Search engine crawlers can see the full content on medium, but real visitors are blocked behind a membership wall. SEO tricks like these should be punished by search engines, and automatically get sent to the bottom, where it will never be seen
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Remember when Chief Justice John Roberts tried to convince America that his Supreme Court was legitimate
More details on the Alitos vs. the neighbors story, none of which actually explain the upside-down flag
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Might cheat on Him and watch TENET instead #MayTheFourth
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2022: you’re a cat wandering around a post apocalyptic wasteland and you can climb high, knock over paint cans, scratch furniture, and zoom out of a room
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There’s a video clip of Zack Snyder begging people to like his movies “or the focus groups will rule Hollywood”
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“Because it was designed by a toddler”
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Follow @chipthemanx (not here, on YouTube)
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Big Skinner energy here
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Who would look like Ella Purnell’s dad in Fallout? Someone with a pointy chin? Oh Kyle McLachlan!