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Do you think they'll literally throw him out a window?? :)
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Always possible. Truss could do it by accident.
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And then complain nobody appreciates her genius idea for a rapid 3rd floor to ground transit system and are exaggerating the impact it has on the human skeleton.
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More likely to happen to Nigel Farage, if he doesn't do what his backers have paid him for
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This would be fantastic. Though of course lets him out of having to sit on the back benches and he can go straight to California.
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I'm terrified that apathy and low turnout will make tomorrow night a much less exhilarating experience than many are hoping. Never forget the British electorate's ability to disappoint those on the progressive side...
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Same, I can't quite believe it won't be a bit of a damp squib.
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It's an indictment of Nu Labour's purging of actual pro-labour voices and its subsequent embrace of neo-Thatcherite policies.
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Tbh he prob hopes he has , means he can bugger off sooner
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“They’re on school break in a few weeks, and I’m on the phone to the principal darling.”
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Had the same thought. He previously promised to serve out another term in that seat if he was reelected, even if the Tories were in opposition. Losing the seat would make it even easier for him to head off to Santa Monica (which I suspect he would do anyway).
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Or he could be just like Nadine Dorries and not show up to work.
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Hasn't his missus been checking out Santa Monica schools? The Sunaks have been gifting local colleges and now their investment could pay off. And, of course, he's always got his green card... Chez Sunak, btw. Only the penthouse part, obvs
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I think he actually relinquished his green card, under political pressure, but I expect he'll be back in that penthouse by the weekend.
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But he will not make history as the first PM to be a complete fucknugget
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Rishi is spending his afternoon trying to book a removals van on expenses.
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Well played, that. Full marks. 👏👏
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Would that still leave Truss as the worst PM we ever had? The competition is fierce!
I dunno, haven't been following. Where is Sunak on the head-of-lettuce scale?
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How about Rees-Mogg, is he in similar danger?
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Please say Laura Trott - I suspect she’s safe, but extreme tactical voting might see her off.
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There are a lot of LD signs in her electorate
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There's only really 11-12 actual safe seats, the rest are all susceptible to tactical voting.
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Grateful for small mercies.
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Bizarrely, Sunak is currently campaigning in Winchester rather than his own seat.
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Probably visiting his old school.
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There's a job for an A level politics tutor going
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Actually not quite Winchester. A school in Romsey and Hedge End Conservative Club.
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So, he's still on brand, then
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The more he stays away the better his chances of holding on!
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I don't think he'd want to win it, if it's going to be as bad as is being made out.
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I’d like to defenestrate him alright!
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I’m not sure that’s what happens when you don’t win your constituency. Or maybe I’ve just missed those bits of the BBC Election Special?
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In fairness, he's out on his ear shortly after the Election anyway. If God forbid! they win he'll be stabbed in the back before you can say "reshuffle" and so losing his seat saves the public the cost of a by election. Win win
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I thought survation showed conservative hold yesterday? An astonishing collapse if its correct.
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I can only find it in the Guardian, but without any polling evidence