Chris Kluwe: Fuck it, I think every state should post their own “legal codes” in schoolhouses. Put up the Code of Hammurabi in New Hampshire. Engrave the Justinian Code all over Idaho. Original rules for Magic: the Gathering in Mississippi. Why not? Nothing matters anymore.

Fuck it, I think every state should post their own “legal codes” in schoolhouses. Put up the Code of Hammurabi in New Hampshire. Engrave the Justinian Code all over Idaho. Original rules for Magic: the Gathering in Mississippi. Why not? Nothing matters anymore.

Before every class you have to recite “Untap. Upkeep. Draw.”

“Does it resolve?” “…sure.”

Did you pay the 1

absolutely post naismith's original rules for basketball in every school in massachusetts

So long as there is an * *”It should not have taken anywhere nearly as long as it did to cut a fucking hole in the bottom of the peach basket”

Can New York have Robert's Rules Of Order?

No. You’ll get the Magna Carta and you’ll like it!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who holds this text sacred.

I second that motion 👍

I think that was out of order, isn't a motion supposed to be put forth first?

I thought the Robert’s Rules of Order question was the motion. I had best get my copy out and review again. 😁

I think the problem is that it was posed as a question and not a motion. I'm probably wrong.

THANK YOU

Massachusetts can have the driving rules.

Here in WA State, it'd likely be the Starbucks menu.

Maryland schools should put up the list of ingredients in Old Bay seasoning

What menu? Burnt Overpriced Coffee Mediocre Snacks Did i miss anything?..

marvin.cs.uidaho.edu/About/fereng...

The Ferengi Rules of Aquisition marvin.cs.uidaho.edu

DnD 2nd edition. You cannot graduate unless you can THAC0.

Chicago gets an AFL-CIO handbook and Rules of the Road.

Chicago gets the list of condiments that go on an all-dressed hot dog.

This is gonna lead to a schism, I just know it.

Mustard and relish, right?

I’m insisting they give equal time to the Jedi code when my kid his elementary school.

every class begins with a prayer: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start

Wow. Pretty problematic to suggest people from Mississippi deserve mana burn and damage on the stack

Ante, too. "The state of Mississippi has now legalized gambling, as long as it's a Black Lotus"

I'm sorry but WA, as its birthplace, gets MtG.

Smart choice to use the lowercase t in that acronym nowadays...

Oh I thought about it, friend. I resent that I even had to.

Three rules of robotics in Silicon Valley.

LIFO begins at casting

Carny Code in Florida?

1. Use all the bolts. 2. Duct tape is only to be used in emergencies. 3. Under 18 will get you federal time, unless you marry her. 4. No hard drug use while assembling or operating the rides, save that for when you're off the clock. 5. No stealing from the till. Steal only from the customers.

Now you’re on the trolley!

Mississippi:

School dependent, but not entirely off base.

Current rules for Magic: the Gathering. And if you actually read them all, you probably deserve some comp-sci credit.

Replace the LSAT with the MTG level 3 judge exam.

NOW you can claim to be an "textualist"

Unfortunately “seat of the national government” Washington DC is unrelated to “East Coast city larger than Baltimore but smaller than Boston” Washington DC, so every C-SPAN broadcast won’t start with the strains of Chuck Brown’s “Bustin’ Loose.”

You know, honestly, I think a big gogo jam every school morning would have been very motivational.

Only if you’re using the original rules that require an ante befoe every game.

It’s finally Bronze Tablet’s time to shine!

Ante is coming back to Mississippi!

Putting the ante in antebellum

All American schools should now feature pentagrams in the gymnasium for satanism and the occult as well as sacrificial altars for religions that require the occasional blood sacrifice.

Y’all are laughing now, but wait until we all get the Articles of the Confederacy.

You have to recite the Bene Gesserit fear litany to enter the state of New Jersey and the designated hitter rule to leave

"The first rule of $STATE is Do Not Talk About $STATE"

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