Clarence

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Liberal Yooper. I’m not really worth following as I rarely post anything. I’m mainly here to see and repost pictures of cats. 😁🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Formerly on the bird app but deleted it right before that shitdick bought it. Trying to rebuild all my contacts here

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Eforie Nord, Romania 🇷🇴

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"𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩" is a song written by folk singer Woody Guthrie. In 1950, he had signed a lease at the Beach Haven apartment complex owned and operated by Fred Trump, who he described as someone who stirs up racial hate and implicitly profits from it. 🍎┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―▻🌳 youtu.be/ko4eafwSY_I?...

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Urban planning plank:

we should publish a 925 page rebuttal to project 2025 that includes policies like legalizing molly, mandating eating ass, and a three day work week. we’ll put 100 justices on the supreme court and liquidate private equity firms. really hit the gas on moving the overton window. ban pickleball too.

Tune-in Thursday at 9!

Did somebody ask for complete episodes of SCTV 📺?

SCTV (Second City TV) Seasons 1 to 6 [1976-84]youtube.com Second City Television, commonly shortened to SCTV and later known as SCTV Network and SCTV Channel, is a Canadian television sketch comedy show that ran int...

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Wisconsin is going through the hell of your drunk maga uncle coming to Xmas

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Clergy since 1998 & LGBTQIA+ ally, I share this salient cartoon by Pablo F. Lobo :-)} CLERGY & A LESBIAN: Lesbian: Father, I'm a lesbian- Clergy: -Ask God for help to cure you of that sin! Lesbian (praying): God, please let my problem disappear- *PUF* (Clergy disappears). :-)}

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Really please explain to me how not being able to secure your own event and people getting killed makes you a hero

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it is almost certainly the first time in his whole miserable fucking narcissistic life that he has ever had to consider the reality that he is, one day, and sooner than he would like, going to die.

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oh no i’m past my prime childbearing years and now i can do all the ketamine i want

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do the giraffes know how much we pay to visit them at the zoo

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the great thing about the internet is that there’s always ppl who are awake. they’re not your friends, but they’re awake.

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That's a funny way of saying my wife isn't interested when she can see me

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So funny how when we’re kids we want to be adults but when we’re adults we want to die.

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Back where I used to live there was a natural spring and people would go and bottle their own natural spring water there. But, like, a bird or a raccoon could’ve pissed in it, you don’t know. People are just like “natural spring water” so it must be good

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i literally just want a roof over my head, a warm meal in my belly, a body im happy with, and purpose and meaning in life. and all that without having to fear losing it every fucking month

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They nailed Vance!

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Them: “If we had socialized medicine, there’d be waiting lists” Local Hospital: “soonest we can get you in for an important CT scan is the week before Thanksgiving”

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Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.

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Some good History:

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Trump golfing Sunday: no bandage. Trump Monday at RNC: big bandage. Thoughts?

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idk how to explain this but i strongly feel that JD Vance is related to the Hamburglar

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Fishy is happy that I'm home. Fishy is also angry that I was gone for a few days. Cats contain multitudes.

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Behaviores Report: 90% goode, 5% trespace on hellocobber shelve followd by 5% sneek behinde tVee

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If you wanna know why JD Vance sucks ass there is no better place to start.

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Went to the animal shelter for my volunteer shift tonight and the manager met me at the door and said, "the animals voted and you have to leave."

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The legal max a person can donate to a candidate is $3300. But, when billionaires like Elon Musk exploit our broken campaign finance laws to donate $45 million a month to a candidate, we’re no longer a democracy and it’s no longer an election — it’s an oligarchy and an auction.