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aka spatulatrix aka benamas aka catricks mom aka the auxiliarist formerly known as et1 aka the dragonase lab rat aka flamingspatula
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putting some vape juice in it for him as a little treat
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the problem with terms like "bullying" and "dog piling" is they imply a coordinated action when what's really happening is a whole bunch of individuals are expressing their opinion at the same time it's the social media equivalent of dismissing criticism as being from "activists"
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i knooowww isnt it wonderful
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yeah kind of a weaksauce bitch move imo
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🤔 you can get one gallon containers out of aluminum, but they're constructed in a very different way than the plastic milk jugs, the metal isnt ductile enough to mold/form the same way IOW i think an aluminum milk jug as u describe would be a REALLY interesting and artistic piece of craftsmanship
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i think this is a shitpost but ALSO thats a legit way to humorously but derisively phrase what i think is an actual problem with how moderation works on this site, namely where the t&s team seems to give a subset of big accounts special protection from harassment that we the hoi polloi do not get
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yea all my posts are strikes because i knock down all the pins 🎳💥🏃‍♀️
maybe you didnt see this but we're doing a posting strike
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Amazon spamming everyone like "it's prime day motherfucker, do you want to buy a dropshipped charging cable that bursts into flames? We've got all the best brands: IFLUGIGUU, WAYAZZFFFLI, UNGILITECEH, and more"
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i have played rust for about 45 minutes in my entire life and the entirety of my experience was an angry teen yelling at me before i got beat to death with a rock my time at bluesky is going mostly better but i do see the parallels
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oh yeah alchemist/swashbuckler
You have challenged fate and rerolled the dice. You may not do so again.
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i mowed the grass this evening and our yard is so thick and healthy that it clogged up the mower like 20 times and i drained both batteries and STILL didnt finish, had to stop to let one recharge
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it wasnt even that tall its just been raining a lot and we have really nice dirt
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why is he sitting like a tiny camel
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mimi came to give him a kiss
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sorry i dont smoke but you can have a sip of this stale old wintergreen vape juice if you want
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im workin at the skeet market so eeearly, i been posting here since my momma was a baby
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its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard
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windows 95 on my venerable pentium 1 "the move" if you have space on disk, fdisk and format /s the hard drive, then copy the whole installer CD to a folder on c:\ and install from there; faster and it will never need to ask for the cd again when it needs drivers or w/e
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i dont get angry very often on account of the hypotension and sometimes idk if rage is even within my emotional capacity but these things make me feel like i just walked over a berserk pack from Doom
kinda forgot this thing existed for a while but today i was minding my own business vibing in the makeup aisle and when i found what i needed and turned to leave it was RIGHT. FUCKING. BEHIND. ME. >:((((((
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yeah until you pack it in oil lmfao but the water packed stuff is so mediocre in comparison
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based canned fish enjoyer, most sustainable animal protein source (probably)
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truuuue and there's definitely a correlation BUT ALSO even if i had like won the lottery before i decided to come out, the only real change you'd probably see to my personal appearance is that i'd get my hairline fixed and have a few more tats lmfao
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weh weh all these other internet trans women are so much smoother and prettier than me but then i remember a lot of the time i'm like twice their age lmfao, i was also more attractive two decades ago