Cola Golem

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Gotta love waking up to the sound of a fire truck going by, and then again 10min later when five of them go by. Someone is having a real bad morning..

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It’s the last day of the sale…

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Hypnospace Outlaw: Alternate reality internet simulator set in 1999! Now 76% off on the #itchsummersale! jay-tholen.itch.io/hypnospace-o...

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Come on, you didn't think I'd end this short thread without showing you the human mascots from the 1910's? Sweet dreams!

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Needed a safety flag for the truck so I made this

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A one-off I liked, in reply to someone somewhere years ago. The photo is a pic of a warning sign they posted. It is poetry. I made it poetry, and remembered it today.

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well, well, well, how the turntables #art #zelda

You'd think that 6PM would be early enough so that your extended-release ADHD meds would not mess up your sleep.. but apparently it was not. 🙃 After that all-nighter, it's time to take my morning meds super early, and then prob. crash from sleep deprivation in the early afternoon. 😴

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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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there should be timed mutes that auto expire if someone i like is on one and it's goofin up my goal (im here to have a good time on the world wide web) then i oughta be able to put a gentle shhhh on there for X hours/days

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looking forward to my ChatGPT girlfriend, the perfect companion built on the total knowledge of the internet, telling me to make sure my dick has reached an internal temperature of 165°F/74°C to ensure safe sex

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The word *Speed* in Norwegian is fart, leading to exactly what you imagine happened in 1994.

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The start of the zombie apocalypse will be sponsored by Whole Foods, Goop, and Raw Farm USA. This is why we need stricter regulations, folks.

WHAT IN THE AAAAACTUAL FUCK. Ingredients include “supplement powder made from uncooked, freeze-dried beef liver, heart, kidney, spleen and pancreas, with blueberries, banana and honey, topped with coconut cream and cow colostrum”. For $19. There’s just no saving some people from their own stupid.

‘Playing Russian roulette with your health’: my encounter with LA’s raw-milk, powdered-meat smoothiewww.theguardian.com As bird flu spreads through US cattle, a hip California grocery store is making a smoothie from unpasteurized dairy and a supplement made from organs

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Did you know Print presses (the old litho style ones) pick up paper with sucker tubes? And one of the suppliers (and designers of) those tubes is named after the original manufacturer, AB Dick. Which leads to catalogues like this

Kicking back and chilling got postponed, because my new fridge just arrived. Changing the door opening direction and wrangling it to it's right place took some effort, so now the only thing that's chilling is the fridge.

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Animal etymology! Shrews, solenodons, moles and hedgehogs are all in Order Eulipotyphla, which in Greek means: Eu- = 'true', -lipo- = 'fat', -typhla = 'blind' So, the 'truly fat and blind' animals. Taxonomists are MEAN.

One of my favorite anime is #Aria series, and I had forgotten that it got a 3 episode OVA + 2 movies after Season 3. Time to kick back and chill in Neo Venezia once more.

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i... i CAN do it!

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Mars is a planet in our solar system entirely occupied by robots. There are six of them, in fact. And oh boy did I have the wrong idea about their sizes, from the tiny 25 lb (11 kg) NASA Sojourner landed in 1997, to the 2021 NASA Perseverance that weighs >1 ton & is the size of a pickup truck.

Jesus fuck, that's dark.

Welcome #JaidenAnimations to the "adulthood #ADHD diagnosis" club, and all the "fun" it brings ! www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0hL...

I found out I have ADHD.www.youtube.com shout out to BRAIN CHEMICAL DEFICIENCY!!!! I LOVE DOING ONE THING AND WITHERING AWAY!!!!! ➤ merch :) https://jaidenanimations.com/✦ The Team ✦AdamX: https://...

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Best one of these that I've seen

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It got me

Things are hot in Finland, and guess who has a broken fridge. Noticed it wasn't working properly last week, and it broke down during the weekend. Took a few days to get hold of the right landlord, but a new fridge should be here by Friday. Until then, no ice cubes or ice-cream for me 😒

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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What to do when an OSHA inspector tries to steal your license