Schuldberg

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Senior engineer at Microsoft, working on Defender Network Protection. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer. He/Him

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you could almost feel the deflation in the atmosphere.

As soon as we learned that Crooks was a registered Republican it was clear that the assassination attempt was going to be a two-day story.

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Junior Scholars: Project 2025 is now breaking through to public consciousness. The more people learn about it, the more they hate it. Now is a great time to search that website, go to the section of your expertise, and write an oped. Keep the drip of bad news for them coming, all the way to Nov.

“I’m not going to feed you early dude” You will, you will if I meow good.

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Thursday! What a concept!

It’s the last day of the sale…

They should invent a version of Chacos that don’t require my feet to get hyper specific callouses every year before I can wear them more than 2 days in a row

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This is real

Over at Xitter, Musk is blocking reports confirming that it was a Russian missile that was launched at and hit the large children's hospital in Kyiv.

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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from

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le wokisme...le wokisme triomphe

JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

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the story of why "things made for the developing world" made by westerners rarely work out. like how a designer made a "play pump" that pump water with a merry-go-round, turned into child sweatshops, and adults "playing" youtu.be/CGRtyxEpoGg

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"Notice of Data Breach"? How bout you notice deez nuts.

Yoooo, get over here, me and the boys talking about the fundamental nature of mortality

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Happy independence day to all who remember why we declared independence and a very fuck off to those who think kings are good actually.

Legitimately considering throwing a couple thousand at the worst possible outcomes in prediction markets so at least hellworld will make me a few bucks

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governments are large and complicated you aren't voting for Biden or Trump you are voting for a boring center-left administration or Project 2025

look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.

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evergreen political post

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christina

“it’s price per pound on the sign” i don’t care i feel like it should just say “this bag of grapes here is $7”

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if you werent here in the early days of bluesky you missed some really funny stuff. a bunch of people got psyched out of their minds on having 1000 followers for the first time and tried to cancel dril

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My toxic trait is I apply poison damage on hit

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The first and only war fought online is between people who want the computer to be a pleasant place, and those who want the computer to be a secret place where they can say all the horrible things they don't dare in their waking life

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a wonderful wondrous feature would be timed mutes, on words or accounts. that automatically go away after a set period. even if it's all on the client at first. imo

There was a sphinx cat at the brewery today. Her name is Sedona and she is very chill

Excerpt from Andy Weir’s The Egg: “So in another life I was my wife, and in another life I was my sister too?” “Yes child, you have lived many lifetimes, one for every human on earth” “So there’s no difference between me, my wife and my sister” “Yes” “So incest is okay?” “Yes, wait what? No! What?”

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lol lmao

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Old men used to "yell at clouds." But now they read their emails in "the cloud." Are we supposed to be okay with this?

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Ahahahahaha. Let them fight.

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also I wanna say the annual usage of DCs is roughly equivalent to the daily usage of, like, golf courses

Girl at the party who was like “it’s like one of those anime’s starting over at level one like uh… you’re level one tinkerbell, starting from zero” I just want you to know, I hear you