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Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
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When the France election results are good
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All I know is that we probably need 15,000 articles on whether Shane Goldmacher is cognitively healthy enough to be a NYT writer after this terrible gaffe (is instead of if typo)
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digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy
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I absolutely love the CRNA who teaches my regional anesthesia class. “Most people call this a boat, but I think it looks more like a narwhal.” He’s just the most delightful person.
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I remember some old med twitter posts complaining about the first week of July and new residents/fellows starting and I never really got it This is my first time in a big teaching hospital, and I love it. I think it’s inspiring to be surrounded by so many who are here to train and learn
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the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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I absolutely love the CRNA who teaches my regional anesthesia class. “Most people call this a boat, but I think it looks more like a narwhal.” He’s just the most delightful person.
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The life and times of Colin: a frequent lurker, not infrequent reply guy, and very occasionally a poster
hey, just logging in. i don’t really have anything to post about right now, just wanted to check out some posts and see what everybody else is up to
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Some people lament about the woes of having too many followers, from the creepy DMs to the annoying amount of notifications. Not me, though. I’m built different (I only have 50 followers)
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When I’m fishing through a pile of clean unsorted laundry to find a pair of socks (no I haven’t folded them yet who are you my mom?), I have a remarkable ability to find 7 different socks without finding a match to any of them
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The Doobie Brothers Grimm
Three Dog Nights Templar
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I don’t want to do work I want to go to a brewery and drink beer
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Brutally hot, brutally hard bike ride this evening. Glad I went, but after my two bottles and all this post-ride rehydration, I’m definitely going to have to get up to pee overnight
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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I like to call our basil plant Coldazzle
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the wikipedia page for the drake-kendrick beef uses the same table that you find on articles about actual wars
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Lemon deranged pie is this anything?
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Here’s a good one that just happened: My dog sneezed out on our walk and a man walking by said bless you to him
fuck a red flag. tell me your favorite green flag in a person
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Make a movie milder: Natural Born Kittens
Make a movie milder: Hide-n-Seek with Red October
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Morty to the demons: “Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.”
Telling the demons that possess my body that I'm not stuck in here with them, they're stuck in here with me
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🎵 [eleanor rigby] Mrs alito Hoisted her flag upside down at her house Spit at a lady
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You can’t call the English men anymore because of bloke
you can't suck blood anymore because of stoke
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In my previous life as a professional brewer, I was at the Craft Brewer’s Conference. One of the venders hosted extravagant parties to court potential clients. One year, being in DC, it was a boat party on the Potomac that had a scotch bar, with legit nice bottles like Macallan 18. And lots of beer.
Oh, also, long before this point, the crowd was drinking so fast, they couldn’t get beer to the concession stands quickly enough. The workers became so overwhelmed, they started letting drunk fans refill their cups directly from the industrial beer trucks behind the outfield fence. 10/10 GREAT idea!
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Many of us learned about maskne as a result of universal masking. Working in the OR has now introduced me to scrub capne.
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I’ve had 2 margaritas. I meant parent. Please excuse any and all typos.
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I feel like a patent denying that they need a minivan when it comes to getting an adult lunch box. I know it will make my life easier, I should stop worrying about appearances and just get one, but I just can’t bring myself to do it just yet, so I delay the inevitable.
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Twenty years ago you’d look at this and think, “that’s a dumb, cheesy business name.” Today it screams, “I’d bet good money they have very problematic politics.”
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Only two weeks into this schedule of 10 hours of class and 24 hours of clinical every week, and between researching and prepping for clinical each day and trying not to fall behind studying for didactic, I am already absolutely exhausted. And we pick up a 4th clinical day in one month!
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