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Dean Parmesan

@compasshead1.bsky.social

Vegetable Rights and Peace
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They really blew it by not routing the course onto Lower Wacker
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RIP Foxglove Pub we hardly knew ye
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There's a rare exciting F1 race going on if anyone's interested
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TAKING A SABBATICAL FROM BLUESKY UNTIL I CAN MUTE WORDS SUCH AS, OH, I DON'T KNOW, COLUMBIA
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Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here: Don’t drown your food With mayo or ketchup or goo It’s no fun to eat what you can’t even see So don’t drown your food
Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here: You will have seven women on your mind. Four will wanna own you. Two will wanna stone you. One will say she's a friend of yours.
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For no reason in particular, I made a contribution to the Glacial Lakes Humane Society in Watertown, South Dakota. www.watertownpaws.org/give
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HALDEMAN: “have you reviewed the excerpts my office sent over?” NIXON: “you know someone suggested I’d do that with Checkers” HALDEMAN: “out of order, sir” NIXON: “who the Christ shoots a puppy, even the Irish on their whisky” [unintelligible] HALDEMAN: “I’ll take her off the VP list”
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I'm gonna get so much yardwork done on Sundays this fall
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Blackthorne: "Tell your master it is morally wrong to tax the populace and that he is a tyrant for supporting big government! In an ideal society, the free market would govern itself!" Mariko: "the Anjin wishes to lower the age of consent"
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Sooo many ex-Sabres playing tonight
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BACK IN THE “BLUE”, ITS MUCH TOO REAL ELON WON’T CARE HOW I FEEL PUSSY IN BIO, WHAT’S THE DEAL
GET THIS BLUE CHECK OFF ME
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It’s so unfair Norm McDonald went before he did
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the order of operations has gone woke due to CRT and DEI
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Capt Brett Crozier of the USS Theodore Roosevelt begs the Pentagon to reconsider a refusal to evacuate his crew of almost 5,000 as the virus rampages through aircraft carrier's tight quarters. His email leaks. The evacuation is ordered but the Navy Secretary strips Crozier of his command. 1/4
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There are going to be a lot of crazy rumors going on about what happened to the bridge in Baltimore, but if you're looking for the facts you need look no further than WBEN's esteemed journalists Tom Bauerle and David Bellavia
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Attn: NFTA
The city wants you to drink and ride the subway so bad there's not one but TWO TWO hidden bars in city subway stations. Take the hint lol
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I forgot I had saved this image and frankly it's a fairly sound response to so much nonsense on the internet
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lady get your ass to an eye doctor
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There's a place on South Park Ave that offers ass hair as a topping
No one can take a joke anymore
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Why were you searching for "woman" and "dolphin", JD?
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Self-care is blocking accounts that share news of the horrible laws that redass state governments are passing
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I’m invested in the conspiracy theory that Batman wears half a mask so Gotham PD knows he’s a white dude.