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National Review has introduced Alito flags. They’re very real. Each costs $197.
www.nationalreview.com/2024/06/intr...
One interesting thing about these flags is that they appear to be customizable, like this version someone sent me to coincide with the occasion:
Suddenly I’m fond of flying flags.
they're having their own "notorious r.b.g." moment
this is the most loser shit i have ever seen
Look at the bright side: With some creativity it could be turned into a Pride flag or some other banner for causes Alito holds dear.
I'm going to get one and fly it upside down.
Gonna set up a redbubble account, so people can order theirs for like $30.
This looks like a flag that would be flown by a boat getting swamped by the wake of all the other boats in the Trump Boat Parade.
Is NR sending money to Alito for his likeness? Or is NR in a bad spot and need to whistle up some cash via merchandizing?
Given the quality of the flags I suspect this is to give Yuri Russianlastnameov the opportunity to purchase twenty five thousand patriot Alito flags, yes
Thomas is kicking his butt
The strongest "I'm not mad, please don't tell the newspaper I'm mad" vibes.
Glad these freaks are turning Alito into a figurehead. Trump's Court (what we knew as SCOTUS no longer exists) is more dangerous in the shadows & gotta be fewer ppl relating with the richest asshole in the neighborhood over the young couple who moved home during Covid
I do appreciate that they made him look like a spaceman in the stars and stripes one. Dude is on another planet.
I really feel like those of us on the left have missed out on all the ways that we could be cashing in on these chumps.
I've thought that, but then I remember we have consciences.
Another reason I'm frustrated the Phillies are doing so well.
What's zero pussy and a flagpole does to motherfuckers
Is it $197 because it's made in America with only the finest silks?
Is that a significant number among sovereign citizen types?
Is it just outright fleecing for mass produced garbage?
Bennington students will never live this down.
If these were being sold elsewhere they'd be Poe
there's a baseball? for balls and strikes or something?
"while the image of the baseball evokes Alito’s intense support for the Philadelphia Phillies."
It's baseball cranks all the way down, apparently.
This almost makes up for the fact that I can’t buy lawn jockeys from National Review any more.
Honestly not sure if that’s true or not and don’t care, it feel about right
A 3' Alito jockey holding a lantern of freedom seems on brand
You wanted a Sam Alito lawn jockey?
But you can rent Rich Lowry.
When you fly the Alito flag upside down it means billionaires have to give more money to right-wing SCOTUS justices
Wyes, but what does it mean when you fly it upside down?
tfw you spent $200 on your online loser flag most people don’t recognize and the ones who do make fun of it
It’s cheaper than a cybertruck
And gets the same message across.
It looks like he's making Miranda face.
It’s yellow like his belly.
Genuinely tempted to buy one and fly it
Unfortunately Poe's Law might easily come into play here.
I can’t wait for someone to buy one, draw a penis going into his mouth & then listen to MAGA hot takes about flag desecration
Buy a knockoff, these things aren't worth the price they're asking, even if it weren't for a terrible cause
Why did they give him cat ears on the American flag one
