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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy ad is not a selfie.
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The Cell (2000, dir. Tarsem Singh)
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The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.
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I find it weird that newspapers characterize students as being “pro-Palestinian” as opposed to anti whatever you call this.
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Going to try a little experiment. order this bad boy and see what happens
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Love to see a 90s animated network TV sitcom be too horny for bluesky
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Calcium Chloride deicer looking at that mess of bare dissimilar metals like
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Everyone talks about the former president's crimes but it's all a distraction from the real crime of any pizza restaurant that charges $2 or more to put onions on a pizza.
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We're missing the good shit going on at Threads
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Me and the regular group who like my posts
Me and the regular group who like my posts
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The hydrangeas are budding and it is becoming more apparent where my dogs like to pee. Spring is here.
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tag yourself, I'm "fungible prairie dirt"
A white nationalist encounters "his people," and learns that he hates everything about "white America," including (surprise surprise) that none of the conservative women want to fuck him. He concludes "real America" sucks and is freeloading. I am sure this guy came off tremendously normal.
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Because the captive press refuses to call Paul Manafort a money launderer, much less reveal he pled guilty to conspiring with a guy spooks say is a Russian spy, here's a comparison between him and the guy James Comer built his impeachment around.
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are there any nerds on here
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She did about as well as I expected, but other folks seemed to think it was wildly thrilling that she managed to post all the way through without suggesting a husky 10 year old martyr themselves for the greater good of the small arms industry, which implies that they were worried she couldn't
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Wiki is never wrong!
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Zeno of Elea eating polly-o string cheese dot mp4
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Joe Biden sending off Kissinger with a "It is your birthday [period]" press release.
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Everyone's quoting Elon's "Go fuck yourself," but the lines just after it were also something x.com/AlexThomp/st...
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