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Consider this- if two slices of pizza share the same pepperoni, that is one slice of pizza. 14 20 128
*cutting a dairy-free pizza so each slice has a split piece of pepperoni*
I can eat the whole thing. It is now one slice. 1 6
When I get my braces off I am gonna eat an entire dairy-free pizza. Maybe two. It will be wonderful. They will each count as one slice. I will be fine. *nod* 1 6
so one pepperoni right in the center makes the whole pie one slice? you're messing with powerful forces here, tread with caution 1 5
petitioning NASA to take one of the linked slices to the ISS and keep the other linked slice on Earth for instantaneous communication 2
*nods knowingly* occam's pepperoni 2 4
ah yes, one circular slice
i like it 2
bsky.app/profile/keit... Hear me out, what if we made one, pizza-sized pepperoni? 1 2
Put 1 pepperoni right in the middle
1 slice whole pizza 1
Instead of being a slice, it's a gerrymander. 1
Recall the “crack” pepperoni incident of 1986. 1
Quantum Pepperoni Theory math is so hard 1