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Consider this- if two slices of pizza share the same pepperoni, that is one slice of pizza.
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*cutting a dairy-free pizza so each slice has a split piece of pepperoni* I can eat the whole thing. It is now one slice.
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When I get my braces off I am gonna eat an entire dairy-free pizza. Maybe two. It will be wonderful. They will each count as one slice. I will be fine. *nod*
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so one pepperoni right in the center makes the whole pie one slice? you're messing with powerful forces here, tread with caution
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petitioning NASA to take one of the linked slices to the ISS and keep the other linked slice on Earth for instantaneous communication
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*nods knowingly* occam's pepperoni
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ah yes, one circular slice i like it
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Put 1 pepperoni right in the middle 1 slice whole pizza
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Instead of being a slice, it's a gerrymander.
Recall the “crack” pepperoni incident of 1986.
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Quantum Pepperoni Theory math is so hard
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