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Crunkolas Driverton

@crunkdriver.bsky.social

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Hapless but persistent

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 2 mo
I once was loud in a library, so I guess you could call me a bad boy.
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 2 mo
Scrolled through just enough to give my blood pressure some exercise.
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 2 mo
One more double espresso and I'm going to run through a wall KoolAid style.
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2 mo
Are the super flares going to give me super powers?
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Rogs 🤖 @stev.bsky.social · 2 mo
There should be a dating app called Humble
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2 mo
Who wants to make some plans tonight just to get that high from cancelling them?
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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · 2 mo
I'm a terrifying figure in the lives of my enemies, I type into the "About Me" field on my dating profile
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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social · 2 mo
pretending to be unbothered while getting roasted in the chat
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2 mo
Wanna know how I got these scars? Pudding lid accident.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2 mo
Replying to an innocuous post with an over-politicized reply should be an instant block.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2 mo
nobody likes a show-off
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2 mo
Nothing brings me more joy than when someone posts one of those connection "circles" things and I'm not in it.
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KAFUI. 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 4 mo
It's very funny when NPR is interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
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Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social · 2 mo
Anyone can learn from their mistakes. Only the chosen few can pigheadedly shit the bed in the same exact way over and over, bravely staring down the forces of self improvement
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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · 2 mo
Struggling to find a greeting card that smooths over stealing someone's prescription meds
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Jollyrobber @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 2 mo
And by DM me, I mean donut message me.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2 mo
ME: girl whales are called fewhales SEAWORLD EMPLOYEE: *into earpiece* is that true
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 2 mo
I'm not a good fit for this opportunity, but thank you for thinking of me.
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Scientists Need Your Help to Find Zombie-Infected Cicadas Filled With Gut Pudding gizmodo.com/zombie-infec...
Scientists Need Your Help to Find Zombie-Infected Cicadas Filled With Gut Puddinggizmodo.com Entomologists are asking the public to report sightings of cicadas infested with the parasite Massospora cicadina, better known as the zombie cicada fungus.
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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · 2 mo
The success rate for compost related seductions is very low, but never zero
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2 mo
My dog gets more toys after spending a weekend at my dad’s house than I got my entire childhood. That’s some real bullshit.
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Hyde @hyde85.bsky.social · 2 mo
I'm not responsible for how sexy I get once the Top Gun soundtrack comes on. Be warned ladies, panties will drop...
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 2 mo
I wish we could harness the power of social media outrage. With it, we could end the reliance on fossil fuels and be a self-powering society for generations to come.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2 mo
Friend: I think I need to see a doctor Me, taking heart meds before I drink my energy drink: no need, I can help
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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win, I whisper to myself as I speed off in a postal vehicle left unattended
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 2 mo
bleeding internally is not so bad. it’s my blood, it should be able to wander a bit. stretch its legs.
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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · 2 mo
I always appreciate the likes and the reposts, but mostly I write this stuff to get it out of my head
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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · 2 mo
People who are big proud about how amazing generative AI is are exactly like that parent who is bragging about how huge their baby poops