Hornald Boneman

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I often respond to stimuli or seek out nutrients

a frankly distressing amount of my nutrient intake can be traced back to the humble peanut

that hawk tuah lady should not be doing the hawk part. thats gross

got stung in the ear by a dang bee on my ride to work. got a swole up earlobe

i have kind of lost track of everything going on in shogun but i like the dumb english guy. me and him both just sort of nodding and smiling and being shuffled along from scene to scene

must be a big bummer to just be figuring out now that democracy is dead in america. they’ll probably keep ignoring and dismissing the people who’ve been saying it for years tho oh well

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-to ride in the trunk of the car -to go to a motel

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Things my five year old has asked for this week: -to listen to Desperados Under the Eaves -to convert to Islam -to get a “cheetah outfit”

dentist novocained the absolute shit out of me

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Absolute mastery of the form

Jiminy Glick Interviews Bill Haderyoutu.be As grateful as Martin Short is to be hosting the show, he has a dermatologist appointment he just can’t move this week so he asked his best friend/Hollywood'...

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RIP shifty shellshock sorry but i will always associate you with the performance of Butterfly you did at Norman's Rare Guitars that one time

Shifty Shellshock (Crazy Town) - "Butterfly" LIVEwww.youtube.com Shifty Shellshock from the band Crazy Town singing "Butterfly" LIVE at #NormansRareGuitars! Who remembers this hit song???SELLING A GUITAR? click here: https...

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Hader just gets steamrolled the whole clip lol let’s go www.youtube.com/embed/RoUAp9...

YouTubewww.youtube.com

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or “you logged on to our website”

I always feel like I need to check mail from my insurance company but every time it’s like a twelve page letter that says “you went to the doctor”

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not many people saw goatse, but everyone who did went on to start their own butthole

the only thing I really like about rainy summer weekends is seeing all the out of state plates. welcome to vacationland ding dongs

I always feel like I need to check mail from my insurance company but every time it’s like a twelve page letter that says “you went to the doctor”

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LARRY DAVID [leaning, smiling]: You, uh...you kinda cheated. BILBO BAGGINS: What? LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle. BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you? LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.

Rode my old road bike today instead of my comfy commuter and shaved like 3 min off my commute. Thing fuckin flies

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He went so hard.

hell yeah

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Bred Sox

*kid sighing as she walks up the stairs* “why do my FEET have to carry me all the time?”

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“Let’s die together and live forever in hell!”

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Just announced at Nintendo Direct! A Zelda game where Zelda is the main character and you play as Zelda. FINALLY. Cannot wait for this.

The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom - Trailer | Nintendo Direct 2024youtu.be Watch the mysterious trailer for The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom, Link has vanished and you play as Zelda. Strange rifts have appeared across the world. Tri, Trirod and sets off on a journey across Hyrule to save her kingdom. Check out this gameplay showing how Zelda's Trirod works. Create echoes of items as you make your way through Hyrule We also get a look at some combat which includes throwing rocks, using monsters to fight for you, and more. #IGN #Gaming #Nintendo

I used to not like it, but Father’s Day rocks now that I’m a dad. I ate a big breakfast, cheeseburger for lunch, homemade enchiladas for dinner. Then a bunch of my friends came over to help put the balusters on my deck and I got to show off my system of jigs, which worked tremendously.

*my daughter, through tears* i want to hear Gangnam style

I have told so many ppl to watch scavengers reign and I think they’ve all ignored me

Jon Juarez concept art for "Scavengers Reign"