A moth drowned in the coffee. You drink it and begin to acquire lepidopteran traits. You try to play Dark Souls: creepy music plays and a giant moth attacks. You can't lift a finger bc it's the most beautiful person you've ever seen
You spend hours dodging it trying to get past it in pacifist mode
For appropriate recepee of chicken tender you need:
1) obtain chicken tender from good place nice hot good tender
2) already have vast tub of mayonesa chilled in fridgerator for tree days
3) submerge warm good chicken tenders in bottom of mayones tub for at least 3 hours
4) consume with gusto
Oh no body wanna eata the squirrel caracass with me, and
Nobody wanna eata the chipmunk carcass with me, and
Nobody wanna eata the bunny carcass with a me...but:
A chicken a carcass? They wanna eat that with me!!
Head size discourse summons me here
Now look, he may be on steroids, but his head is just about my size! The problem is: I am a stone ball filled with piss, and I can't even lift weights and yet he looks just like me. So I think you're just dealing with a pisshead who doesn't even work out!
As an american, you have better not gone to the bathroom at all today. You know what they're all doing on that crazy island that has the crown sausage man. They're in there taking up all the stalls in every bathroom rn just WHOOOSH, it's madness
