darth™️: this is exactly what a brain worm would say

this is exactly what a brain worm would say

This is one hell of a notification. 🧠🪱

note that his campaign had to make this announcement and not the candidate himself who has a worm in his head that ate his brain i am just taking note of this

I... I hadn't looked at the news today and thought the brain worm stuff was just a running Baldur's Gate joke that I wasn't in on. Huh.

He's now offering to eat more brainworms.

"Brain worms are fine because they're natural and organic unlike vAcCiNeS!!" Him, probably.

RFK, a progression:

it's a good thing i just finished my tea before reading

Dear god, I hadn't actually made the mental link between Us politics and BG3 but now my brain is never going to unthink that combo now.

(worm) INNOCENT

If the brain does not complain, you must not arraign

worm bluesky is in the middle of a fierce debate over whether they'd eat the brain

why don’t they let the worm answer questions? they’re running from something

We live on the stupidest possible timeline.

The worm is dead it’s fine they didn’t even have to take it out. Just a pet sematary in this man’s hippocampus

that man is being weekend at bernie's-d by a worm and you're laughing!?

You know having a a portion of brain removed runs in his family

New RFK Jr campaign ad just dropped

Campaign Spokesman:

Since he first made the claim during an alimony dispute, reporters should be asking for evidence this really happened and it wasn't a ploy to avoid paying his ex.

He can only lose this election if he’s caught in bed with a dead brain worm or a live vaccine.

Red pandas have their share of worm problems, though I think it's in the digestive system. @darthbluesky.bsky.social if true, your brain is safe.

This is slander.

Not according to the voices in my head. May be worms.

We don't know the worm ate his brain. Maybe the worm rejected him?

It's straight out of the Onion darth www.theonion.com/parasitic-sp...

Parasitic Space Worm Controlling Mark Kelly’s Body Announces Arizona Senate Bidwww.theonion.com TUCSON, AZ—As it spoke through the astronaut’s mouth, vowing to bring a new perspective to Washington, sources confirmed Tuesday that the parasitic space worm controlling Mark Kelly’s body had announc...

I have no confidence that RFKs brain worm isn’t just an earth worm he snorted for kicks

Brainworm says that having RFK Jr as its host will not affect its ability to serve as President.

“Brain worm not a problem,” says brain worm.

🎶 No matter how he tried he could not break free, And the worms are into his brain.🎶 Pink Floyd is having a moment.

Ate* dammit

Worm to RFK, Jr. "Ok, now say, that the portion of you brain I ate presents no form of impairment. And, Drop and give me 50!"

This is looking like the worst possible Ratatouille reboot, darth

Darth we are in the plot of an Animorphs book. Tomorrow we are going to find out he has a maple-ginger oatmeal addiction

RFK Jr’s campaign asked the public to disregard the glowing eyes and reverb-loaded, booming, gravelly voice RFK Jr now speaks egomaniacal diatribes with They also state that there is no such thing as a “Go-a-oold” and you should immediately turn in anyone claiming they exist

My “I AM NO LONGER IMPACTED BY BRAIN WORMS” shirt is generating a lot of questions that should be answered by my shirt.

Pretty sure this is the plot of God Emperor of Dune.

OMG Darth! This is the plot of BrainDead! www.imdb.com/title/tt4877...

BrainDead (TV Series 2016) ⭐ 8.0 | Comedy, Drama, Horrorwww.imdb.com 44m | TV-14

Wait, this is true? This whole worm in his brain isn't some meme?

News anchor: How are you feeling today? RFK Jr: I'm much better, thanks for asking. News anchor: I was actually talking to the worm.

In the worm's defense, it thought Bobbo's brain was Tequila.

Did a brain worm write this?

Jokes aside, weren’t there brainworm cognitive impairments claimed when it came to determining alimony payments or something like that?

Yes. The entire spectacle led his ex to kill herself. I hate this guy with the heat of a billion suns.

I did not think I could hate him more, but here we are.

I just had a scary thought. What if all this brain worm jokiness actually helps his campaign? (shudders)

I’m pretty sure this ends it

Wow, where is that from? It’s pretty great! 🤣

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