Ashton Pittman: This is one hell of a notification. 🧠🪱

This is one hell of a notification. 🧠🪱

I will say one thing, RFK is definitely an ivermectin candidate.

do we think the ivermectin (for covid) is what killed the worm?

Nope. Starved.

"Eating part of RFK Jr's brain will not affect the worm's ability to serve as president"

He'll be just like another Obomber and let Wall street tell him what to do. He is a disgrace.

That’s no way to speak about an innocent brain worm!

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Sounds like something a brain-eating worm would say

I think the worm faked its death, and I can't wait til they're tracked down and interviewed.

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Damn it, was just about to post this very image

Great minds!

I'd rather have the worm as the candidate.

The worm might not, but being a greedy asshole who prefers to claims brain damage rather than pay earned alimony (and she earned it, she put up with his lyin’, cheatin’ ass) points to severe and several character flaws that do affect one’s ability to serve.

Wonder if it was the worm feeding him the bad info about vaccines and general healthcare. 😆

Poor worm starved to death

Don't fall for the Big Worm propaganda

Doctors say it ate the alimony cortex, not the Presidential Function lobe

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technically true

He’s still the same person if we’re entirely honest. Hilariously the heroin addiction was the least of his problems

Selective ass worm, only eating parts of the brain responsible for incriminating thought patterns but leaving the world leader part in mint condition. Oh who am I kidding, that thing starved up there.

BG3 warned us

Are we looking at a god-emperor situation here? Dune-fever has gone too far!

welcome to America, where even the longshot 3rd party candidates are old men who have literal brain worms

Ross Perot, Ron Paul, checks out.

Yes, we KNOW the worm that ate part of your brain won’t affect your ability to serve as president. It’s already been removed. It’s no longer an issue. It’s the still-missing bit of brain that’s of concern - among many other concerns.

Too “cognitively impaired” to pay alimony to his ex-wife, but not too “cognitively impaired” to be President of The United States bsky.app/profile/bung...

It's not that he made up a story about brain worms. It's that he made up a story about brain worms to argue cognitive impairment to avoid paying alimony to his former wife, who then committed suicide. www.mediaite.com/news/rfk-jr-...

RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain and Then Diedwww.mediaite.com Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed in a 2012 deposition that medical scans revealed a "dead parasite" in his brain. The New York Times' Susanne Craig reported on Wednesda...

This is a lot worse then it sounds. www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

Robert F Kennedy Jr says health issue caused by dead worm in his brainwww.theguardian.com Third-party US presidential candidate says 2010 issue ‘caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died’

They're really jumping the shark on the final season of "American Democracy" :(

Interesting wording there, in that the hole in his brain might affect his ability to serve as president, not the worm the made the hole. Worm's dead!

EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN PARASITE WOULD SAY

one might could even argue that it's the parasite talking

Article II Section 1, Clause 5 says you just have to be natural born, 35, and live in the US for 14 years. A worm-eaten brain is no disqualifier.

But it will hinder his ability to pay alimony.

But not hinder his ability to be the most powerful person in the world. 🫣

The worm: "I am assuming direct control."

Really, really need more Dune jokes about this worm.

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rfk jr's brain worms on their way to tell him it's illegal to pay alimony

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Biggest waste of Kennedy brains since November ‘63.

Well ‘68… no, ‘09

make the worm vp

Are we absolutely sure it was a worm?

Says it like the worm itself won't affect him, like he's palling around with it saying it can keep nibbling that frontal lobe he isn't using as long as he gets to the oval office.

Fortunately an untestable hypothesis.

1. Lol 2. Wtf? 3. See #1 4. Lmao even

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