struggling uncle

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everyone at work assumes im autistic and i believe them

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Italian Mr Bean is here and he’s being super friendly but I can tell he’s just trying to fuck my wife

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I still think Trump is going to lose tbh. He's got his 30% but I think the vast majority of people are sick of having to think about his shit every day of their lives. None of this has anything to do with Joe Biden, the worst man for the job at this moment. A dog's dick would fair better.

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Tempted to read J. D. Vance's Hillbilly Elegy? Skip it and listen to this instead

‎If Books Could Kill: Hillbilly Elegy on Apple Podcastspodcasts.apple.com ‎Show If Books Could Kill, Ep Hillbilly Elegy - Mar 23, 2023

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And all available on Youtube! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

in all the (appropriate) memorializing of Shelley Duvall as a performer in the work of male auteur directors, spare a thought for her own auteur work: Faerie Tale Theatre was one of the few actually good media products aimed at children in the 1980s, but because it didn't sell toys it's forgotten

Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre The Complete Collection (1982-1987)youtube.com Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

Reading the Chris Rock wikiquote silently at my desk at work but mouthing all the words

dagwood fucking sucks, Blondie could do so much better

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Finding out that they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night: well that's a shame but at least his house is okay

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And so however reluctant I am to vote for Joe Biden as a person, I am comfortable with the choices he has made in his cabinet, for the most part. But I'm still livid about the genocide, which is why I want to go protest the active president, even during election season.

Ich liebe meine Kultur

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Still marveling at Gorsuch's Ohio v. EPA opinion, in which he confused nitrogen oxide (a pollutant) with nitrous oxide (laughing gas). He did this five times, never once getting it right—in an opinion overruling the EPA's own expert scientific analysis! s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...

I signed up for a generic "music studies" course taught by a drunk guy. We did a unit on castratos and he showed us like, just the first few minutes of "Farinelli" where the guy runs in nude after having gotten the procedure, then jumps off a railing to his death. Funniest prof I ever had

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i’m not a furry but ~10 years ago i decided i only wanted friends who wouldn’t judge me and that choice filled my life with wonderful loving people. incidentally, ~75% of those people are furries.

This story is tailored to Bluesky's interests:

“Gay Furry Hackers” Claim Credit for Hacking Heritage Foundation Over Project 2025theintercept.com The hacker collective SiegedSec says it infiltrated the conservative think tank to oppose its campaign against trans rights.

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Every now and then I remember, in high school, buying a fountain drink at the Circle K, and the cashier admonished me because I was wearing a Crass patch and he didn't think a Crass fan should be supporting soda corporations.

It would be so sick to share a six pack of beers with an orangutan

relieved to see the auto industry swing back toward the station wagon

just gonna look at softcore porn on my phone, fuck making us come back in for one day

thinking about the cultural necessity of teaching children early on about trains. "look, you're not gonna believe this shit when you see it, we gotta start explaining it to you now"

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We know we don't have much time left so we've been spending a lot of time with America for its last birthday. Plenty of hugs, taking pictures. My niece is in film school, and got the camera out and interviewed it about what it was like growing up, just trying to record memories while we have them.

afraid I'll spend the rest of my life in a work camp if I get a traffic citation and a review of my Record shows I once posted "trump wears more makeup than a drag queen"

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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement

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I am so tired of the already elected saying that things hinge on the next election. Do more now and run on it. If I was president the day I learned that crimes were legal for me I might act on that knowledge and get the Supreme Court in line.

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My hot take is you can’t be nostalgic about a time you didn’t live in, you just like the aesthetics as a substitute for personality

Canada looks so beautiful, it's going to be a shame when climate change/resource conflict makes the US Invade and cover it with McDonalds

(Doing announcements over a game I play where I walk through the industrial park by my apartment and earn points if animals don't bolt out of my sight when they notice me) and that's a phenomenal take of 3 deer and a fawn, more than makes up for the groundhog in front of Alpha Machining

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one could write a good book about US politics by tracing Cruises career

"Starlight Express" basically only gets done in Europe because they're the only people who can see a musical where everyone's roller skating dressed as a gay train and go "oh, how droll"

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Okay so to be clear we are destroying power grids, the livelihoods of actual humans beings, and communication/research infrastructure for the sake of an algorithm that converts stolen data into unreliable stolen data and consistently loses millions of dollars. Just to be clear

Scientists are theorizing that a drink combining equal parts ginger ale and dr pepper could alleviate depression and anxiety Permanently

taking a ten minute nap at work, completely dissociating and getting scared as shit when I wake up in the unused suite next door where I take phone calls or have an unexpectedly awful nap