David_j_roth: 1) America absolutely rocks. We are doing incredible.

1) America absolutely rocks. We are doing incredible.

Meant to put this in the previous post but 2. this is extra funny to me because Trump loves to talk about how good he is at staying awake. It is funny for anyone to fall asleep at their own trial, but especially someone who's like "I'd never fall asleep at my own trial."

He's not falling asleep he's fighting wokeness

There it is.

Trump bragging about being alert, followed by the White House prescription logs being published, followed by him dozing off in a hearing….he’s in the Rafael Palmeiro Plane now.

At his next rally he's going to spend at least 45 minutes talking about how he wasn't actually sleeping, why it would be okay even if he was, but he wasn't.

When Biden calls him “Sleepy Don” he’s gonna fuckin LOSE IT

At some point the amphetamine supply you got from Dr. Feelgood's White House pill mill runs out.

It’s so funny that he’s going to do a literal toddler rant tomorrow: “I’m not sleepy, they’re fake, they say it’s bedtime but I’m not sleepy and frankly I’m not going to sleep. Thank you”

Trump's going to claim he did it as a bit

Hell, I’ve fallen a sleep in the seat behind the US Ambassador at the formal UN Security Council meeting room.

[UN intern life is a lot of fancy soirées and drinking but you still need to show up to work the next morning].

At least he didn't use a teleprompter.

He's Rick James in the Chappelle Show piece

The lengths I’d go and the comforts I’d forsake for that “jolted awake” footage to see the light of day

I need to see him going Mike Francesa Mode.

And getting to watch his face process that it just happened but then willing the denial back to the surface

Mr Trump, do you think Daniel Jones is the long term answer at QB for the Giants? I’ll take your testimony off the air

2024: Sleepy Joe vs. Tuckered Out Trump

Every accusation is a confession be wrong at all ever once challenge: impossible

Vibes

"Change the channel, Melanka."

For the 832,467th time: If Joe Biden did that in public it’d be a story for weeks, but with TFG it’s just “no one cares, ball don’t lie”

> TRUMP appears to be sleeping. His head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack. Exits are to the south and west. > _

Strong napping, a perfect nap, big strong guys coming up to me crying about how great the nap was

maggie haberman is ON IT

In his defense, he usually takes a mid-morning nap during the Matlock rerun on MeTV

He’s the Tony larussa of criminal trial defendants!

“and another thing: im not asleep. please dont put in the newspaper that i got asleep.”

David, seriously, HOW is this clown still a part of, and threat to, our lives?

Waiting for the drooling

Trump's love for naps is the only thing I respect about him

Looks like he’s got the Sleepy Mind Virus.

He actually is going down like Stan Chera.

Seriously, the opportunity cost for this circus is staggering.

Literally the only thing I have in common with Trump

there’s no way this only happened once

so true! #vote

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