David_j_roth: A fired-up Mark Wahlberg grudgingly leaves the NBA Finals halfway through the second quarter because he needs to get 4.5 hours of sleep in before his 2:15am workout.

A fired-up Mark Wahlberg grudgingly leaves the NBA Finals halfway through the second quarter because he needs to get 4.5 hours of sleep in before his 2:15am workout.

They built him a bespoke shower he can walk through on his way out like an automatic car wash.

/whispers to his assistant "Mr. Wahlberg would like to know if you can pray the rosary in there."

Doesn't he have an app? Hallow?

He does!

Sorry, folks...Mark Wahlberg is no longer the biggest Catholic movie star bsky.app/profile/anic...

He went from the copy guy to adam sandler's friend to the stapler and now to the convert.

Wow, he looks.. decrepit.

stay prayed up 🙏

Laugh all you want but at 6AM he’ll be preventing another 9/11

Holy shit, we could replace TSA by having all flights takeoff btwn 3-6am local time, who wants to do terrorism at that hour?

If we all have to deal with airlines at 3-6am you might just be creating a lot more terrorists...

But that's when Mark's getting his reps in. Easiest time to do terrorism

20 years of court mandated CBT being put to its biggest test if he can just think racial slurs against Kyrie rather than say them

he's got a cot next to the locker room so he can nap during halftime and timeouts

There's a whole secret egg menu in the VIP clurb just for him

He petitioned TD Garden for a courtside cryo-recovery chamber, but alas.

Blowing a kiss to the ABC camera and drawing a thick red line through a Friday afternoon agenda item labeled FAMILY TIME.

4:43 am tee time

I was most offended by the fact that he was wearing a hoodie (actual hooded sweatshirt). It’s June, in the Garden. It has to be SO fucking hot already. What type of psycho does that?

"It's wicked fucked up these retads schedule the game so I barely have time to get prayed up for my hard core work out" Wahlberg probably

I thought he stopped that O'Dark Hundred thing. Plus, Donnie has been here all the time Mahk makes a movie a week - don't think I've observed him courtside most of the year.

did he go tawk to 'em first?

1986 Wahlberg & 3 friends chased black kids while yelling Kill the nig***, kill the nig*** throwing rocks at them. Next day, they followed black fourth-graders (one from the day before) to the beach, yelled racial taunts, threw rocks at them, & summoned other white guys who joined in the harassment.

I was amused that the lesser Wahlberg was at the game as usual but was further back, presumably bumped back by Mark.

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