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The Founders anticipated all of this, and that is why they buried throughout the constitution various secret hints and rules that would, centuries later, make it illegal to notice or get mad when a powerful and extremely dumb guy repeatedly commits obvious oafish political crimes.
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This one is still the funniest to me: after all our post-WW2 military buildup and the mystique surrounding it, we got Donald Trump stealing their secrets, not for some nefarious Bond villain purpose, but just because he's a kleptomaniac who wants to show off at his country club.
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I don't like it, obviously, but I agree that there's something kind of clarifying about it being this guy and this shit that they're willing to throw it all over for.
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We got lucky as hell during Trump 1, because he's probably the worst possible person to be in charge of any kind of military: he loves the violence and the pageantry, but he thinks ideals like service, sacrifice and discipline are for losers.
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The most American decline ever
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I don’t think it’s so much this PARTICULAR guy as much as it is a guy who just says and does all the mean, nasty shit they wanted to say & do for decades. RWers bitched forever that Romney, McCain, GWB were soft, country club Rs. Trump’s blatant assholery has to be hugely cathartic to big assholes.
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years and years of clever Cold War type document stealing schemes with sleeper cells, dead drops, one time pads, etc and this guy just tweets it out
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He does want to show off at the country club but he's not a kleptomaniac - he owes Vlad some favors (and probably a whole lot in loans).
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I love originalism as a legal ideology because it's the most made up shit of all time. "I think the founding fathers would've wanted me to, uh, have a Lexus. And a Yacht."
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this would be an incredible dan brown novel and/or nicolas cage movie if we weren't living it
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I was thinking more of a twilight zone episode
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The Founders loved easter eggs. In the President's desk they left their favorite cheat codes
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Joe Biden speed runs the Presidency by clipping through the Oval Office
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If you get really really close to the Washington Monument and double jump while turning left, you clip into the shadow government break room.
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(Damn I just made myself miss Inside Job)
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Of course, if Cannon thought special prosecutors were illegal all along, she could have dismissed the indictment immediately. But how to pad out the billing statement she'd send to Leonard Leo?
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Nobody gets this one weird trick that makes originalism make sense.
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The first letter of each line in Article 2, Section 1 spells out "No Laws While Slamming White Claws".
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breadcrumbs for us to bake, if you will
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And the Constitution.
“‘The Whole of this Constitution, and all present and future Laws of the United States, shall apply to all Citizens, with the sole and irrevocable Exception of Donald J. Trump.’ And it’s signed in the same invisible ink by…Donald J. Trump.”
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When Nic Cage steals the Articles of Confederation it will unlock the treasure of true civility and respect as fascism ascends.
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Bill of Rights? No, tyranny!
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*taps Supreme Court ruling* he can’t commit crimes
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National Treasure but our hero is chasing down the original Jeffersonian treatise "I do what I want"
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Right wing judiciaries decoding and baking the Constitution like it’s their own personal Q drop. Well, that or they are just making shit up as they go.
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Nichloas Cage found the secret hints
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The A⃥r⃥i⃥s⃥t⃥o⃥c⃥r⃥a⃥t⃥s⃥ Textual Originalists!
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It's like The Da Vanci Code but unlocking it gives you a free coup attempt
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