David Sibley

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He/Him. Not the bird guy. Episcopal Priest in the Inland Northwest, fully affirming. Originally a South Carolinian, always a Furman alum. Somehow a 4x Jeopardy! Champion & 2024 ToC Semifinalist.

I’m telling you the content here is *low quality*

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The Rotting Meatspace: A Theological Anthropology

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user experience design is my passion

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This episode aired in 1994 and no other joke about American politics has held up that consistently for so long.

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A generous soul has made our filings last week public. Here's the first: A motion for a Franks hearing. Please read it! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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This man knows what for flashy projects that don't live up to their billing

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s $27 million mansion is a ‘lemon’ with a leaky pool, lawsuit alleges - https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/17/24200354/sam-altman-san-francisco-mansion-lawsuit-lemon-openai

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s $27 million mansion is a ‘lemon’ with a leaky pool, lawsuit allegeswww.theverge.com Even ChatGPT can’t solve these problems.

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I will never forget the interview, shortly after Ozy Media Inc. was formed, where Carlos Watson said he named it after the poem, because "the lesson you take from [Ozymandias] is that you have to dream big." So that's why liberal arts education is important.

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look out, chicago

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You know the RNC is a poorly organized mess when they couldn't book the lettuce instead.

Like a harbinger of doom, Liz Truss has arrived at the RNC.

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Lettuce enjoy this fleeting moment of history.

Like a harbinger of doom, Liz Truss has arrived at the RNC.

…and there is no health in us.

I'm now 5 years out of NYC and/or Nassau County, and 16 (!) years out of the Southeast, but the only appropriate response to this is "bless her heart."

Hochul just said, with an apparently straight face "I am one of the greatest champions of the MTA" in response to a question about congestion pricing, and all I want to know is... who does she thing she's fooling?

Because I have always loved computers, but didn't study computer science, every time I fix a problem in Linux, or compile a program from source and troubleshoot, I feel like an honest-to-God ninja.

Go home Lowe’s you’re drunk

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Disney exec: We need you again. Disney lawyer: Which daycare this time? Disney exec: Actually it's— Disney lawyer: A lemonade stand that used a copyrighted image? Disney exec: No, it's Elon Musk. And we're defending basic First Amendment freedoms. Disney lawyer: [Bursts into song]

please universe, please give me a scenario in which Elon Musk sufficiently provokes Disney into legal warfare

Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetratorsarstechnica.com Congress accused advertisers group of colluding to tank X's revenue.

Oh, I’m not dysfunctional, I just used Microsoft Teams for the last two years.

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Y’all I tried to watch a dumb comedy about an alien named Paul & Roku said it was available for free on PlutoTV, but when I hit play it was a movie about Saint Paul 💀

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Ah, FB memories serving up some winners. This is what an itemized $1,330,000 NICU hospital bill looks like (only 96 days to get there). The apple is there for scale. Here’s why I share it. Too many ppl don’t know abt lifetime caps and pre-existing bans. Bc the STILL-VULNERABLE ACA banned them.

to be fair the counter-offer was elon sending a cybertruck to bring them home, so i'd take the leaky boeing too

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — Two NASA astronauts say they're confident Boeing's space capsule can return them safely despite leaks and engine trouble.

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I’ve, uhh, got some *real important* questions for the Kirkland brand then if what I got wasn’t meat from a pig.

Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’

Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’www.theguardian.com Ex-president returns to campaign trail in Doral and makes baseless accusations but doesn’t name running mate

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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment “he’s just doing tim robinson” about george c scott

The social media algorithm is trying to sell me a wool coat. It is presently 102 degrees outside

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As an overweight bald white guy in his 40s who is one of the least cool people on the planet, I'm still cooler than that monstrosity.

Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

Apropos of nothing in particular, definitely not anything that happened in a Norfolk constituency in the last 20 minutes

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making the PM stand onstage with count binface and a ventriloquist for the election returns … that’s a real country

I’m sitting on the couch watching sky news for live UK election coverage before the exit poll drops at 2:00pm. On the Fourth of July. This is me in my purest political junkie form.

I built an antenna today, because my dorkiness knows no end.

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the funniest exercise of presidential power would be to burn down the supreme court citing the take care clause

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Three thousand bucks for TWO murders? At those prices you'd be crazy NOT to kill your enemies.

👉It's Always The FBI👈 www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...

Picked up Paxlovid. Horrified to see the retail price is $1650. Yes, there’s a coupon you can get that takes $1500 off, and with insurance it was only $25, but still… $1650. Sixteen hundred US dollars. What a disgrace of a healthcare system we have.

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June: be gay do crime July: be president do crime