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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.

Journeyman Atlanta-area attorney, prior homicide detective, and former EDSBSer. Follower of the Orioles, Habs, Eagles, NUFC, and Williams F1. Decatur, GA. He/Him. Resident old man at heart. Most posts about guitars, auto racing, or food.

privacy is as dead as my insides

She/her Stained glass - needlework and fiber arts - cats - horror movies - video games - 🔴LFC - medieval history - anti-racist, antifascist, anti-TERF

Owner: http://slidingonice.com - Winter sports writer, race track announcer, photographer, dog dad, Protect Our Winters member, Durham Bulls fan/spokesmodel, Calgary Stampeders fan. Fall risk.

DMs are open

Durham, NC

I try to be kind to people; sometimes I run into people who don't seem to deserve it. Strayan Gen X Goth, Leftist & Socialist, disabled povvo. Supporter of fellow marginalised people. Trans rights are human rights.

Email: [email protected]

PFP: me, a smiling white woman wearing a shirt with the stupid Buc-ees beaver face
Banner: a pic of a peachy pink rose

WV Hillbilly in New England, MtG player, book and tea addict, foul mouthed lady, Renn Faire actor, ENM

He/him
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦 🇵🇱 Your fave gay gym bro, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, meme slut,gaymer, dog dad, sporty bro,
🇺🇦 SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 FUCK PUTIN, FUCK REPUBLICANS, FUCK THE POLICE, and FUCK NAZIS
🏡Nashville
IG- butcher_b

Find me at a café [contemporary art, poetry, dance, film, & fashion]

Living that millennial life, no sweat just sparkles ✨

Embroidery artist, singer and mother. Inspired by nature, the arts & literature. Original©️hand stitched artworks🧵🌿🌺📚 www.thesewingsongbird.co.uk

College teacher, Atlantic World historian, Poirot + Morse aficionado

The official BlueSky feed of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, & McSweeney's Books.
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dark words, stark love, now everyone is a part of war • he/him 🇵🇸
#nobridge

Dog dad, husband, warrior in the war on cars

He/him, late 30s
Caregiver since 2017 for wife with Huntington's Disease.
Gofundme : https://gofund.me/d2e4cdd8
Amazon Wishlist: https://shorturl.at/ituDF
Discord: Rogsloosa
IG: stevpalmer

probabilitist, cosmopolitan polyglot society. she/她

Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.

I'm sorry, I don't work here.

in this household we say fuck the new york times amen

Complete idiot and sometimes I’ll make a joke. He/him #leftisbest free Palestine

A loose bolt in a complete machine

Dogs/ Politics/ Sexuality/ Nerdery

Genderfluid, bi (they/them)

CA Central Coast

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Abortion is health care

#uglydogs (photo: Hari and Refried by Blair Braverman uw/p)

Sr SRE | former disability ERG lead, neurodiversity advocate | postmormon and antifascist | enthusiastic about pop music and Star Trek | gringuito q habla español

Intranet Celebrity.
Certified BBQ judge.
Certified steak judge (2x).
2006 Time Magazine PotY.
Actually 7 children in a trenchcoat.
📸: andrewfleer
🐦: andrewfleer

Disgusted with the State of things

Also, quite sarcastic

And, increasingly angry about Things

And for the insincere, don't ever doubt you are trapped in here with Me, or else

Bring spirit, bring song
Bring warmth and wine to my table

Signal: @mcguiregis.28
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@andrews_rugby_jerseys

Signal: georgiaontap
Dawgs, Braves, United, General Goofiness, Gen X (Thurgood M Supreme Court month) That Dawg'll biiiiite youuuu

Bakery owner - www.wyattswickedgoods.com
New Hampshirite
Maker of mid struggle meals
Bluesky's #1 Rays fan
Former sports reporter
Former child
Former video game journalist
Former teacher
Distance runner
Pun enthusiast

she/her

Yes it’s the same guy.

He/Him. Carolina Alum. IVF Dad. Liver Transplant Survivor. CFB and CBB shit talker.

I probably haven’t seen that movie or heard that band.

Forever thankfull to my donor

Consider Organ Donation - https://donatelife.net/

international bestselling writer, big soup boy

Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.

earthling, jedi, husband, father, he/him.

affiliated with the hoes (chicago unit)
she/they

writer, ♈️, phd, horror enthusiast, she/her 🏳️‍🌈
Author of GOOD AS GONE, LAST WOMAN STANDING, BAD HABITS, & Tori Amos 33 1/3
https://amygentry.substack.com/

Mostly here to hang out with my podcast friends.

Pop Culture. Michigan. Brentford. Yuki. Sad Girl Starter Pack.

Skycle.app allows you to generate an image representing the friends you are closest with on Bluesky. It's called Skycle, and it's free!

▶️ https://ko-fi.com/pirmax
🧑‍🦱 Crafted by @pirmax.fr
🤖 Related with @skycle.bluesky.bot

Project manager in tech.
Singer, person who laughs a lot, Charity board President. (She/her)

Born and raised in Oregon. Steam-cooked for the last two decades in South Florida. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.

A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.

ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair stares to his left.

Titles are not meaningful in this context.

Slartibartfast's niece. Vengeful-orca ally. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.

Managing Editor at http://bringonthecats.com

Muting you >>>> blocking you

🇺🇦

FFXIV on Goblin 🐲 RDPS
LotRO on Crickhollow: hunter taxi

Twitter/Mastodon: idle
Threads: oh hell no

reach me privately on Discord @kiylyn

I like Big Data and I cannot lie.
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud

One-time TwerkRobot, current Spamps

I block dick/balls/hole/AI/NAFO/crypto posters

Neuropsychologist in training. Deeply strange person. Biracial and loud about it. Lover of horror, science, and music. Has lots of answers to questions you didn’t ask.

“I contain multitudes” is my way of handwaving the chaos of my brain.

Just a guy (he/him)
Also a dad and a husband and a lawyer and I guess some other things, too

a wolf puppy - patreon.com/wolfpupy

The guy from the place who does the thing.

Disney/Trek/Wars/Marvel/BSG/LEGO

Failed Disney Animator

Niche Internet Microcelebrity.

Don’t be an Ally. Be an Advocate. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

He/him

Writer. Baseball, ProWrestling fan. Married to @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social