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@robertjbennett.bsky.social

international bestselling writer, big soup boy
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one of the odder choices in The Batman is that his first entrance into the world is him accomplishing a somewhat unimpressive feat - beating up a random group of street thugs, who run off - rather than, say, significantly damaging some larger criminal enterprise.
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He signed a bill addressing Parkinson's literally yesterday. Give me your job
Breaking News: A Parkinson’s expert visited the White House eight times in eight months from last summer through this spring, according to official visitor logs. The administration has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease.
Parkinson’s Expert Visited the White House Eight Times in Eight Monthswww.nytimes.com The White House has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease and that there has been no reason to update the most recent testing, conducted in February.
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Oh hey y’all guess what I have a new book coming out in March 2025 & you can pre-order it if you want! You can do so from anywhere, I recommend your local indie, but meanwhile here’s Macmillan’s link us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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over on Vichy Twitter the other day I saw this guy threatening to murder Will Stancil after Trump takes power again. straight up
Jack Posobiec is a very influential MAGA media figure. He posted this today. In the 1930s Fr. Denis Fahey was probably most well know for being one of the most outspoken anti-semites in the world...quite an accomplishment for that era.
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It’s amazing the extent to which our billionaire tech bro overlords are just telling us out loud that they are rooting for fascism. Makes me slightly nostalgic for the days when American plutocrats plotted against democracy in secret.
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Political reporting, 2024
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having a giant preteen child is like having a puppy grow to be 600 pounds, it wants to play and romp like you used to but in doing so, you could die
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Fascinating study in contrasts between two virtually identical posts made at the same time. I have a little under 6k followers on BlueSky and 66k on Elon’s Twitter/X. And yet…
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Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.
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The Batman, like most superhero movies, hits better five beers deep
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:
if you’re waiting for everyone around you to wake up, you’ll wait forever. this is how the people grinding our bones to make their bread WANT you to be. paralyzed, alienated & purposeless
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I don’t eat meat a lot anymore but I smoked a brisket for people and hot damn, was it good but I feel so gross and logey after eating only a small amount
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my take on the Democratic candidate is like a mom at a fancy dinner: “I’m fine with whatever you choose, I just don’t want to make a fuss”
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AG sulzberger reported to be throwing plates at the wall and demanding his house cleaner pick them up one piece at a time
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I have been staring at this for a solid 5 minutes
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
Reports: Brazil police have indicted Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association
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Of this whole line of Tory PMs I think Sunak deserves credit for at least bringing the nightmare to an end. Truly a ‘nothing in his career became him so much as leaving it’ moment
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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared
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my take on the Democratic candidate is like a mom at a fancy dinner: “I’m fine with whatever you choose, I just don’t want to make a fuss”
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an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness
As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.
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Sagal going to bat for Nuzzi is 🤌🤌
thought i'd check my camera roll for "nuzzi"
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The “matter at hand,” of course, being the effort to force the DEMOCRAT to drop out
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why would you buy a big green egg. what the fuck is this stupid piece of shit that rusts in all the wrong places
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he is old tho
Thanks largely to Biden and the Democratic party there is now a kind of global race to get to the mass, chear carbon-free energy. We're going to hit peak global emissions (fingers crossed) this year or next. We're deploying solar at a level that blowing away every single prediction.
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I just want to save this series of tweets for posterity. Hopefully, we’ll have a chance to go back over what’s going on here when tempers have cooled.
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man. what happened to this dude. he came out of the dark knight and just… fizzled?
cannot stop laughing at everything about this 30 Rock site gag ass movie
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Are Both Guilty Of The Same Original Sin: Being Registered Democrats In Power, please read my latest in the NYT!!!!