jenny_tightpants🪑

@jtp.bsky.social

30315

Followers

363

Following

2194

Posts

jenny tightpants from twitter

Posts Replies Media

vote! 🤠

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

lol. uhhh asking for a friend

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

*dragging another skeleton into the closet* this is so smart, no one ever thinks to check in here

oh god it's already starting what's the fastest way to learn how to buy a bankrupt company's assets?

Hey, start a donation drive. The money paid for anything Jones sells goes to families Jones hurt, so I'd call that a good cause ...

i want the domain name to use it as my bluesky handle

Either someone buys the URL and puts up a website refuting every major talking point Jones ever embraced ... ... or porn. Just replace it with porn.

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

if i was a pilot i would sometimes mess around with the controls for fun

Truly astonishing how often power generation and storage ends in "and then water turns a turbine"

bouba son or kiki daughter

guy who appeals their bouba or kiki judgement. new type of guy i just thought up

found the bouba or kiki labler. fuck kiki. bouba clan gang team for life

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

Reply to

jenny_tightpants🪑

Pro-skub/anti-skub labeling service

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

labeler that randomly assigns accounts a "cringe" or "based" label

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

i never used any block lists on here because i trust my own judgement on peoples overall vibes. you should trust yourself too

"bluesky elder" i got here on the first day the app came out on android

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

hearing that there’s been some drama on bluesky lately. instead of looking into it i’ll continue lying in the grass and picking each individual grass out of the ground

labeler that randomly assigns accounts a "cringe" or "based" label

>read the room >it's cringe

it's very hard to say definitively what would "fix" this website but i can say for sure that it would help if people learned how to read the fucking room

this is the discourse on twitter rn

i was wondering this when i saw the new google auth design

did some memo go around to make all these logos look like buttholes

what the fuck is a labler

i would pay so much for a drug that lets me experience the high jeff was feeling when he posted this

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DONALD TRUMP IS GUILTY AS FUCK ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for GUILTY AS FUCK DONALD TRUMP

just found out donald trump is racist. did you guys know about this? wow

Imagine running for president and a former coworker publicly attests to you using the n-word, and by evening that's only the day's second-worst story for you. slate.com/culture/2024...

For 20 Years, I Couldn’t Say What Donald Trump Did on the Set of The Apprentice. Now I Can.slate.com The con we pulled on America just won’t die.

donald trump has been convicted of 34 felonies, which is actually the maximum amount of felonies a person can be convicted with at one time. search "donald trump rule 34" for more info

just realized DMs aren't open to everyone by default. just fixed that. i'm still bad at checking them tho so don't go too crazy

just made this

remember skeets

Reposted by

jenny_tightpants🪑

id rather someone pull out a gun at a bar than an acoustic guitar it’s not even close

which politicians are on here? gotta send em a DM before they all disable that on their accounts

modern bash dot org type post

very happy to already have successfully trolled someone within the first hour of using the new DMs feature. it's an honor.