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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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I have pondered this at great length and come to the reluctant conclusion that Teal'c would probably be drinking a lot of Huel Black (the high protein one)
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I will pay any reporter attending the RNC one hundred american dollars, cash, to pop a bunch of balloons real quick
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i love kids kids are so great i love kids so much i built them a zip line, the tallest zip line you've ever seen! they say when they get to the end of the zip line they're going 55, 75 maybe even 100 miles an hour you've never seen a kid on a zip line go so fast the kids love the zip line so much
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I've got the most incredible, the most tremendous stairs folks. Insulation installers, big guys, tremendous guys, these insulation guys, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and say "sir, sir, I've never seen stairs so beautiful before"
That "diet coke/fat people" bit is like a load bearing piece of drywall in what remains of his mind groverhaus
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That "diet coke/fat people" bit is like a load bearing piece of drywall in what remains of his mind groverhaus
I can’t believe this is a real quote from Trump sitting down with Bloomberg. I saw it on Twitter and figured it was a joke. www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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No. Please. Don't put Vance out on the trail to do most of your campaigning while you stay cooped up in your country club. The libs would be so owned
Trump is 100% now imagining getting shot at every time he gets in front of a crowd, for the rest of his life.
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Working on a couple new merch ideas.
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i didn’t “get” buckethead until i saw him live. turns out, he got that name because of the bucket
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when you love a certain kind of tree and won't use any furniture made with it, call that ethical non-mahogany
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Hello medievalist friends! Does anyone have a copy at hand of Davis, R. H. C, The medieval warhorse : origin, development and redevelopment. London : Thames and Hudson Inc., 1989? ISO just ONE last page reference, then copy-edts are off to the publisher!
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America's mayor!
Yo Rudy Giuliani just drunkenly fell into some chairs at the RNC lmao
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Okay one more thing. Jamelle Bouie was not the only new york times employee, not even the only regular poster with an opinion column on this website, and I think people should do some real self-reflection on why he was singled out for the sins of that fucking newspaper.
ive been hesitant to inject myself into all this but i will say that there is no excuse for being transphobic even if you're mad at a trans person about something, good god
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literally turning into the "son i am disappoint" guy in real time
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ive been hesitant to inject myself into all this but i will say that there is no excuse for being transphobic even if you're mad at a trans person about something, good god
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today's high is 97
about a quarter million right now. today's high was 95F and fairly humid.
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If Nate Cohn wasn't a coward he'd poll battleground states on "are you angry/displeased/happy the guy missed" straight up
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It is possible to mind control large groups of millennials by playing the Cupid Shuffle at a high enough volume
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the future of this country doesn't look like dudes like me and that is really beautiful
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disappointed to learn that "brat summer" does not refer to the subaru brat
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A vinyl copy of Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2 would solve all my problems
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[pushing glasses up nose and sniffing] technically that piece, or movement, is called the Truth and Reconciliation Suite
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sweaty guy meme, one button is labelled The Gerontocracy Is Bad and the other is labelled JD Vance, About My Age, Is Too Young
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Much like Rex Reed, our nations politics reporters don't actually need to see the theatre they're reporting on to report it
Jesus Christ