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Enjoying the good ol' days while they last
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 14 hr
A sleazy massage parlour that ends with a lobotomy instead of a handjob would fix me.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 6 days
Voix Noire's 9th school supply drive To sponsor a wishlist email us: [email protected] To donate towards a wishlist: give.accomplis.org/VoixNoire Voix Noire is a reparations-based organization that serves the most vulnerable of Black marginalized genders and children.
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 8 hr
so, as bitcoin mining and AI accelerate our burning down the planet as we keep creating new record-high temperatures Fermi's paradox seems explained
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DeviKW @deviwestside.bsky.social · 16 hr
Kris Kross was right. This shit really is wiggity wiggity whack.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 9 hr
The only way to get better at three-card monte is to play a lot.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9 hr
Bats may actually leave hell in a very orderly and methodical process. You don't know.
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 9 hr
shakily slurp down black coffee the way Beth Smith does red wine after she shot Mr Poopy Butthole as a little treat
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connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social · 10 hr
JD Vance and Dan Quayle should run in 2028 & name their campaign bus the “Couch Potatoe Express”
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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 10 hr
Give a girl ThinMints and she'll snack for a day. Teach a girl to sell ThinMints and she'll be involved in pyramid schemes for life.
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James West @fauxedo.bsky.social · 12 hr
JD Vance fucking a couch might be the first legitimate instance of “The fact that I believed it says a lot.”
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 10 hr
Albert Einstein was correct when he said "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought" because how could he predict that the answer is trolling
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 11 hr
Lol. LMFAO, even.
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 10 hr
sorry the new Beavis and Butt-Head went over your head, bro
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Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social · 10 hr
A CHESTERFIELD IS A KIND OF SOFA GET IT
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"So is there a Mr. Chesterfield?"
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 11 hr
Got the blues? One day feels the same as the next? Friends and family letting you down? That sucks lol.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 10 hr
You don't have to convince me that the situation is untenable. I'm not attempting it if it's unfourable.
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 10 hr
who up realizing that most young people have never met a Vietnam War veteran
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2 days
No thanks, I learned something new yesterday
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Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social · 15 hr
I feel like the beautiful thing is that no one is shaming the couch, and I think that means we’re healing.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11 hr
The Droll Homie
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Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay · 11 hr
RFK issues first statement after controversial endorsement of ‘Chew-Z’: ‘God is real and He is suicidal’
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2 days
Walking away from power is true American exceptionalism.
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 11 hr
civilization be like
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unaccountable masses of shades and shadows
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 12 hr
Be careful odo
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · 19 hr
Whoa whoa whoa! Nobody said social media is supposed to be fun.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12 hr
asking “is that Jaws?” every time a new character is introduced in Jaws
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 12 hr
so far, lifting hard's only concrete societal result is my being easier to fear, ostracize was hoping for respect, but life is what it is
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electricchimp.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social · 12 hr
the time since trump was shot at has been the biggest paradigm shift since january sixth
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 3 days
Feeling some weird vibes between the cow cheese slice holder and the Buddha butter dish.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · a day
Chivalry is protecting your couch with Scotchgard before you fuck it.