K. Thor Jensen

K. Thor Jensen

@kthorjensen.bsky.social

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Shirts pay for skeets. https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen

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New shirt. If there's any better philosophy I don't want to hear it. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6344...

Fuck Hard! Shit Loud! Piss Fast! by kthorjensenwww.teepublic.com Three rules for living at peak human performance

I’m reading my old diaries from 2004 and they’re a lot but the thing that surprises me the most is how many concerts I went to that year! Prince! MF Doom! Venetian Snares! The Undertones! Sun City Girls! No Neck Blues Band! Jonathan Richman! IQU! Kaleta! The Fall! Wu-Tang!

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This popular gun YouTuber posted a very convincing and sympathetic video explaining why he's so upset that Trump's would-be assassin was wearing one of his t-shirts. But it seems he also quietly just removed this hat from his online merch store. (h/t Reddit)

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PORTLAND COMICS ARTISTS: Would you like feedback on your work from an experienced professional? I'll be at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social this Friday July 5th from 4-6 PM for First Friday Office Hours. We'll be outdoors at the tables next to the shop. How does this work? Details in the thread below.

You show me 6-8 pages of comics storytelling. I'll give you feedback based on my 30 years in comics. What works, what doesn't, how to tweak a panel for clarity or impact, tips for saving labor- the sort of advice your teacher at a comics class might offer.

New shirt for all the average and above-average masturbators out there www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6237...

Average Masturbator by kthorjensenwww.teepublic.com Every friend group has one of these guys

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NEW EPISODE ALERT : @kthorjensen.bsky.social joins us & we're talking Hauk Tuah, Portal of Evil, Mud Monster, Cool Autistic Gamer 774, Martin Shkreli taking credit for the DJT token and we introduce you all to Foreskin Man plus much more 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

@48minutesofdogs | Linktree48minutesofdogsbarking.com A podcast about the internet

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Since we're talking about Star Wars: at its heart, Star Wars is about, in rank order: airplanes, being friends with A Creature, magic, martial arts, and the alienation of parental affection, which is all to say, give the franchise to Miyazaki and we might finally get a good one.

New shirt for all my PNW friends, and all shirts are $16 right now. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6168...

It's Hard To Make Friends In The Pacific Northwest by kthorjensenwww.teepublic.com They don't call it the "Seattle Freeze" because it's cold here

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“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.

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Shout out to the Nitecrew over at Mastodon but I have discovered forbidden bird knowledge and will never be able to look back today

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There is a spectrum to humanity, and the Federalist is at one end while Dolly is way, way off to the other. These small-minded bigots don't deserve a single molecule of air, while Dolly deserves the highest praise we can possibly heap upon her.

they came for Dolly. we ride at dawn.

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got a time out on Twitter for replying to a Mr. Beast ad where he said he buried himself alive for a week with “you should bury yourself dead next”

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What if we could import editorial leadership from a place with shitty politics but also no professional standards

Hm yes "Not enough like the British press" was definitely the biggest problem for American publications

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a common debate that happens every pride is whether cops should be allowed at pride events. and I know this might be controversial, but I want to propose a compromise: One Cop At Pride

A picture from my phone that has my energy but isn’t a selfie?

A picture from my phone that has my energy but isn’t a selfie?

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I don't do this like ever but: This is Tako. She's Henry's diabetic alert dog. Five years ago we drove over to Eastern Washington so she could get TPLO surgery (kind of like ACL surgery for dogs). (1/8)

I don't do this like ever but: This is Tako. She's Henry's diabetic alert dog. Five years ago we drove over to Eastern Washington so she could get TPLO surgery (kind of like ACL surgery for dogs). (1/8)

He went outside, got soaking wet, came back in and lay down on my face

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Art I made with my boobs was found at the crime scene where my former roommate was beheaded. The killer was a fan of my burlesque career, but it was sheer coincidence that he killed my roommate. My roommate, unbeknownst to me, was a pimp.

What's something about you that sounds made up but it's not? Mine is one time I made a t shirt for my bicycle gang and it looked too much like a motorcycle club logo so I had to go before a Bandidos general and plead my case to use it and also not to be killed

New shirt for all my Andy Kaufman and/or Tacitus heads www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6081...

Whatever Is Unknown Is Magnified by kthorjensenwww.teepublic.com Quote from Roman historian Tacitus (~56AD - ~120AD) courtesy of Andy Kaufman

posting here, meaningfully

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Time to check in with long-running detective comic Dick Tracy

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Shit day at work? HOT SHIRTS IN THE MAIL! (h/t @kthorjensen.bsky.social )

New shirt for everybody www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5974...

Pick A Bigger Void by kthorjensenwww.teepublic.com Depression not hitting like it used to? Might be time to pick a bigger void.

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TONIGHT! Come see the absolutely bonkers BLACK TIGHT KILLERS with me at Eastside Cinema - Teenybopper ninja assassins who blind men with bubblegum and throw 45s like shuriken! Cool 60s go-go crimes! Truly, one of the wildest movies you will ever see! ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/113...

New shirt. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5953...

I Do Pilates With Your Wife by kthorjensenwww.teepublic.com It's cool. She's really nice.

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smoking weed on 4/20 is a sacred ritual that keeps hitler trapped in the shadow realm

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i'm fuckin dying