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Ordering a Tiny Hadron Collider from Temu
The downside is that it produces oldtrinos.
I’m convinced there’ll send me an ez-bake oven
May the quarks be with you.
More spooky action at a distance, Einstein. Thanks for entanglement, Quarky.
or peace could come to you sooner than you wish
you then say, "let's plug it in and see what happens."
5Gtrinos are so much faster than 4Gtrinos
The nacho flavor are slower, but deliciouser.
There you go putting a negative spin on everything.
Damn, I love a good physics joke.
That tiny hadron collider is a knockoff, they didn't pay the original physicist
That explains why I only paid $5
Shoulda gone to etsy. Definitely no mass dropshipped stolen small hadron colliders on there
Only lovingly hand crafted decorative ones on Etsy 😂
You have to crank it by hand
straight up jorking these bosons
You should really consider going for the Medium Hadron Collider because with the Tiny it's cool for a while but the ring diameter is only like half a kilometer, so you're only going to get your particles going but so fast.
Be sure to look at the measurements before you buy. People don't often convert the metric and, sometimes, the item is just not. that. big.
Ordering a mini-bidet for the lil asshole what keeps stealing ny lunch.
And this is what turns up in the package...
Two small herons bump into one another upon arrival.
Just make a new account so you can get the full size one for 99% off
Make sure to proofread your order to avoid an embarrassing mixup...
I would love a collection of tiny hadrons for a coffee table conversation piece.... 😂
Ma'am, these are just glazed donuts.
Cheaper on AliX, if you wait until the first of the month and use coins.
Cheap knockoff crap, never gets above 214MeV
Something dropshipped from Tesla.
Annnnd here's my brain saying "tiny hard-on collider? So...like...a micropenis demolition derby?"
I think I need to eat something.
Now available from a local warehouse
If it doesn't fit under your bed, it's not 'tiny'...
This made me laugh far more than it should at my age. lol! 😂
but you had to download the app to do so, didn’t ya? 😏
The long collider is back back back back back back back back back back back back back back ordered so good thing you bought the itty bitty atom smasher. I mean, atoms are pretty tiny, who needs such a humungous collider anyway?
Isn't hard to collide tiny hadrons?
