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@hapticfeedbag.bsky.social

I hate your friends and they hate me too✨

You know what this room really needs? A black hole.

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I know you’re struggling, but remember: the spirit of Rock N’ Roll has not yet departed this world
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good morning, we're off to fistfight an apartment locator ✌️
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watched a 20 y/o youtuber use the Betty Crocker bake-n-fill pan, forget to grease the pans, and then blame the outcome on the pans. I need to lay down
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ACAB does NOT include the Raccoon City PD
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how i advertise bluesky to people
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I really have just one question for Neil Gaiman (which, were he still on here, I would post at him every hour until I was flagged for harassment): What the fuck would Terry think of you now?
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we watched The Iron Claw and that movie made me feel nothing, I feel nothing, shut up I'm not crying you're crying
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what if our mini burgers kissed in the lake of queso
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people be normal on the internet challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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you should do a post where you complain about people giving you hundred dollar bills and saying you're pretty, you'd probably have twenty or thirty grand before anyone figured it out
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It’s really reached the point for me where they can kick Biden to the curb or have Biden remain in but whatever the fuck this discourse amounts to is getting increasingly gross and weird and I’m not exactly sure what it’s supposed to be doing for anyone
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The bartender at my local pub is from Cork. His response to anyone ordering an Irish Car Bomb: "Can't make you that, but I can make a 9/11. It's just two kamikazes dropped in a Manhattan."
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I noticed some new faces in my follows so I wanted to say Happy Friday! Welcome to my chaos, if you’re interested in supporting my a couple of queer artists, my partner @hapticfeedbag.bsky.social & I share a shop and take commissions as well! 🙏 ko-fi.com/bozemart/shop #blueskynightmarket
Visit BozeMart.wtf's Ko-fi Shop!ko-fi.com I've opened a Ko-fi shop. Come take a look!
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this is a tweet I unfortunately think about often, and also the first thing I thought of when I heard he was running for office
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people who are bad people and also genuinely extremely talented. the worst
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virtue signalling is when concerned by random explosions outside your home
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a guy with "hashtag ArmyStrong Switch/Vers" in his bio is spending his July 4th evening... harassing strangers online. happy independence day everybody 🇺🇸🦅
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introducing: the world's most relaxed man
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lmao thanks to @gopher33j.bsky.social and @xaq.bsky.social for fleecing me for all I was worth
Challenged duelist does not have enough gold
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this is the most patriotic I'll get
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Found one of the Minions in my trash and got animal control to take it away. They're actually really dangerous and have a lot of diseases
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when the apartment place sends you an email like "here's a link to review and sign your lease!" and the lease is not ✨anywhere✨ in the link
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if you shoot off fireworks on July 3 you will not see the light of heaven