Gwen Pepperoni

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she/her, 43, trans, ACAB, BLM, SW supporter

Chicago

Current TV Fixations: I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Rockford, Newhart

I have frances meh blocked but not on here

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Guinness Book of World Records has declared JD Vance the "Wilt Chamberlain of Couches"

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Listen JD, we know you want to have a blacklight party, but we really want you to rethink this. I don't think it's going to go like you expect.

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girl who says “rest in peace” after every 9/11 joke

When Flo wants something: whines and cries and puts on the most pathetic face and saddest eyes When Ash wants something: sidles up beside me, flips on back and makes bunny hands, pulling the angel act

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1980, 1984: CIA Fucker 1988, 1992: Dumb Fucker 1996: Football Fucker 2000, 2004: Hunting Partner's Face Fucker 2008: Lipstick on a Pig Fucker 2012: House Fucker 2016, 2020: Mother Fucker 2024: Couch Fucker

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Yep, is an airbnb in the 19th arrondissement

there's a place in frances where a naked mole rat dances, there's a hole in his bum where you can see it cum

Listen JD, we know you want to have a blacklight party, but we really want you to rethink this. I don't think it's going to go like you expect.

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I can have all the resting b face I want until I see a bunny and involuntarily exclaim “BUNNY!”

What do you think Trump said to him first after it reached him

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every cushion is kept in the rotation until they weigh 25 lbs and then they are retired

who needs a goon cave when you've got a goon couch cushion, right JD?

Brianna Wu about to come out against making fun of couch fuckers because it's something that trans people can enjoy

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i did! holtz has they/them pronouns just like me.

trans your dog

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This would be devastating for 90s me to learn if I didn't also see DMB as many times as I saw Radiohead back then.

Fonzarelli pasta makes you say "ayyyyyyyy"

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there's a place in frances where a naked mole rat dances, there's a hole in his bum where you can see it cum

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the thing about that song is I had this parody on a Dr Demento album and never knew the original for year

Car Phone!youtu.be By Sheeler & Sheeler

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Blocked a dude wringing his hands about JD Vance jokes being uncivil. My dude, Vance spouting off about childless people being second class citizens is fucking uncivil, he's lucky we're all diverted by couchfucking jokes at the moment

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LOL whoa honey you're home early i was just hanging out here on my step couch

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this is the sort of way saying stuff out loud matters, can't start momentum for anything without the right people kicking it off

Kagan calls on Roberts to appoint a judicial panel to review SCOTUS ethics complaints. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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saw a beautiful butterfly on my lunch walk. It was right here…

Guinness Book of World Records has declared JD Vance the "Wilt Chamberlain of Couches"

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Steve Martin & Earl Scruggs - Foggy Mountain Breakdownyoutu.be the best instrumental bluegrass song ever done!!

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the Mrs when I say I didn’t finish the Oreos:

PROVE IT, JEFF

JD Vance sees every listing on Couchsurfing a personal challenge

just realized I have not made any cold soba this summer. I think I have most of what I need, so sometime soon!

getting lost in lily tomlin's smile for days my goodness

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This came to me when this version played in my car in 2020 and I imagined it being behind one of those strange political ads youtu.be/hv7fmn55iks?...

Neil Cicierega - Dear Dinosauryoutu.be This track is currently muted due to a copyright claim, unfortunately. Leaving it up in case it eventually gets unmuted.Get the album here: http://www.neilci...

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who up rubbin’ they dub dub

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Why is it called a wonderbra and not an abracadabra?