Charles Johnson: This is my favorite part of the New York Times editorial demanding that Biden drop out. Yeah, just “create a process to select someone more capable.” No biggie! Just create a process! How hard can that be?

This is my favorite part of the New York Times editorial demanding that Biden drop out. Yeah, just “create a process to select someone more capable.” No biggie! Just create a process! How hard can that be?

I will never stop screaming in my head at these people

Not that the press hasn't been endlessly debasing themselves for the last four years, but it is incredible that many of us went through university being graded harshly, only for the world's most professional writers to go "1) get rid of biden 2) ??? 3) profit" and hit send.

Someone who has never “created a process” in their life:

Just get AI to do it

Put it on the blockchain!

Have you read Asimov's Franchise? Because, well, we might be closer than I'd have ever imagined

Al Gore?

Just…bypass our existing system of democratic government and “create a process” These are not serious people.

And I'm sure everyone would set aside their own egos and fully agree on how that process should operate. Yep.

All you need is a simple FM* solution. *Fucking Magic

“And then a miracle occurs” “I think you need to be a little more explicit in step two”

It's like learning to play the flute. Easy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sM...

Monty Python - How To Play the Flutewww.youtube.com YouTube video by Diego Ferri

Step 1: Steal the underwear. Step 2: ? Step 3: New nominee.

Oh we’ve got nomination gnomes now?

What about Bilious the Oh God of hangovers? He might be available

Different colored smoke, like what happens with Popes.

Put together a steering committee, have it meet daily in a war room to create a process, then have the process approved on all applicable levels, then create a plan for implementing the process, then implement the process to select someone more capable. By April or May next year it'll be done, ezpz

Something, something smoke filled rooms.

Sack race? Pin the tail on the donkey? Oooh, Red Rover!!

Whitmer, Newsom, and Bernie do the rochambeau.

*chef's kiss*

What fresh underpantsgnomery is this?

Fecking dullards

Today I saw someone I was following (someone who I thought was a serious person and has some reach) suggest Taylor Swift... He is trying to influence ppl to support a change in candidates saying "we can't afford to lose" not realizing the impact he is having. SMH.

AI can probably handle it

Maybe the NYT should next try holding their collective breath until they all turn blue. It's just giving temper tantrum at this point.

“What would Tammany do?”

The do-over babies coming out of the woodwork with this garbage 🙄

It brings back Steve Martin's "How to become a millionaire": ”First, get a million dollars!”

Call it like…a primary?

you mean it already has a name?

You know, I’m just spit-ballin’ here.

Why is the NYT so obsessed with handicapping the Dems? Have they EVER suggested that Trump should step down? You know, for the good of the country?

There was the time they asked senator cotton to write a piece calling for the national guard to execute surrendering protesters, does that count?

Let's get a steering committee together...

As a French observer explained to Americans years ago, it's quite simple really. You just have to number your Republics.

We already had that process. It's called "the primary". Democrats selected Biden. If you didn't like Biden, they should have come up with another candidate a year ago.

#FucktheNYT

Here's my question. bsky.app/profile/russ...

Question: if Biden drops out of the race, what happens to his war chest? Can it be transferred to Harris or to another candidate? Or does the money just disappear and the new candidate has to start from scratch?

Ooh I know, Jill Stein can help. Did the fish wrap times do a story about President Biden’s NC rally the day after the debate? They talk about Biden but I’m sorry I haven’t seen a single goddamned reporter hold trumps feet to the fire in an interview, or call for him to get da fuque out of the race

Rude

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Dems have had 16 years (they should have started figuring out Obama’s successor when he won) to find a candidate that literally anyone likes, and have never even come close. It doesn’t help that they put all of their 2016 energy into stopping the candidate people liked, of course.

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