Wyatt Sinclair: I show up to your house with this. What are you doing?

I show up to your house with this. What are you doing?

eating pizza OBVIOUSLY

Thanking you for the pizza and closing the door on you because I have social anxiety but will still eat the pizza.

Pouring us both a glass of Michigan’s finest (Vernors)

punching you in the dick so i can eat the whole thing

Joke is on you, I'm kicking you in the dick as soon as you answer the door.

setting out the oregano and crushed red pepper and decanting some good wine 🍷

You set that on the counter and play with the dog while I pour the iced tea and set the table. Won’t take but a minute.

buddy you tell me

I’m going to ask if next time you can make it without peppers because ick.

Sorry, it's all I have.

At least you didn’t tell me I was rude. That’s what my family would have done.

I made you a non-pepper pizza.

Awwwww! Thank you!!

That’s okay, I’m used to it.

I won't put any peppers in your cookies.

Now I want spicy pepper cookies.

I want spicy pepper cookies too

I should hope not!

Getting plates and napkins out, we're about to have PIZZA.

Shoveling it in.

burning the roof of my mouth real fast.

Giving you a Rocket Pop Seltzer Sexually and drink form

Opening beer bottles.🍻🍻

Doing my best to settle the dogs, inviting you in, and popping open a bottle of something red (I have a really nice Chinon right now that I think would work well)

Proposing probably, but like… in between bites

Break out the Baja Blast, doritos and Gabriel Iglesias specials; You and I got a pizza to conquer.

And that looks like buffalo-motherfuckin'-chicken pizza too, so *definitely* requires a good flavor of Mountain Dew, which Baja Blast reigns supreme in; accept no substitutes!

Get out my pizza cutter and napkins

Fantastic brother! 👊🏼💥

Is this the now legendary BBQ sauce pizza? I’d throw all caution to the wind and enjoy the carb high like hasn’t been seen in years… THEN ask for your hand in holy chefdom. 🤤🤤🤤

Asking if it’s vegan

Grabbing it and slamming the door on you so I don't have to share. Nothing personal; I just really like pizza.

Getting plates, and ushering you to the Good Chair.

Getting out of your way.

You ever seen the film American Pie?

Writing a nice check in your name.

Welcoming you in with open arms of course

Weeping.

I’d say, “thank you for coming by…I’ve got it from here”.

Offer to hold it then run away while eating the entire thing as I run. I probably trip and fall and do my best to not fumble the pizza.

Apologize to my toilet cause it's getting wrecked later.

I would apologize for the unholy things I would do that pizza AFTER I do it.

Shouting pizza and eating pizza

1. Taking it from you. 2. Thank you for your kindness and thoughtfulness. 3. Saying sorry as I don't like to share. 4. Sending u back with all the good wishes.

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