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Lmao Matt Taibbi

He's starting to look like the monster from the movie SPLICE

I was going to say the monster from Midnight Mass, but on reflection they're pretty similar

He looks like he spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look like Billy Zane

Nah that's Gothmog

i appreciate and enjoy that he looks like he is only barely containing his misery in every picture i have seen of him in recent years

I like to think that he’s dying a little bit inside every time he has to appear on one of these lame podcasts or events while watching his subs slowly drop as people realize he’s offering the same disposable conservative crap you can get anywhere.

He’s the crying on the inside and outside kind of clown

I wonder what their abandoned plans for a small plate restaurant look like.

Small mirrored plate restaurant.

turns out it's hard to reasonably incorporate cocaine into foie gras

Don Jr gonna use Taibbi’s dome to crush and snort a couple of rails.

Lying about Russian collusion for the Trump family. How avant garde

And that key witness was...

I get that reference

I know who that is but I didn’t understand his relevance to anything even back in the 80’s

Does he still have his own theater in Branson MO?

Was it called “What a Country (& Western)!” Please tell me it was called that. If not, everyone involved should be fired.

Sadly, it is just called Yakov! [exclamation point included] but the annual cruise he does is called... The Laugh Boat [I'm sorry] [but it really is]

In America, you have theater. In Soviet Russia, theater has you.

Matt sure ended up a douche nozzle or was he always one and I just didn’t notice.

He immediately turned right wing when people started telling him bragging about being a sexual predator wasn’t cool.

He’s been a douchenozzle for 25 years. Just pick a random edition of The eXile for details

This also concerns me

Russia

Curly, Moe, Larry

bsky.app/profile/ygal...

OMG. LOL

Tonight on Triggered! We find the most mundane innocuous things to blame on liberals. It’s all a plot and we’ll tell why and just mad to be about. Tonight! On Triggered! (Or so I assume that’s where the title comes from).

From writing a long form article entitled "Insane Clownshow President" in Rolling Stone, to sucking up to said Insane Clownshow President's fail son on a shitty livestream. That is some "My name is Reek" energy.

Not the first time I've said it but what the FUCK happened to that guy

This. He was always a creep.

U.S. journalist faces sexual harassment furor over memoirwww.reuters.com A Rolling Stone journalist and author canceled one of his two appearances at a humanities festival in Chicago on Saturday after backlash over a memoir he co-wrote in 2000, which critics say recounts his sexual harassment of female employees.

Oh what. Yikes. Glad I asked.

Mark Ames has the best takedowns.

That one time he wrote about feeding someone this thing

Matt Taibbi is gonna be great in the new Dune movie as Feyd-Rautha.

John Solomon’s 2024 revival of Ham Rove was NOT on my bingo card

Matt Taibbi's heel turn reminds me of when someone asked Al Franken about Dennis Miller's shift, and he just said, "He's always been like that." Some guys just seem to be liberal in their youth because it's the path of least resistance.

How much cocaine is going to be in that green room?

None. Because Junior already snorted it all.

They all look like AI generations for the prompt “Pixar asshole”

What a complete fucking chud

What the fuck ever happened to Taibbi? Venereal disease from some Russian whore from long ago rotting his brain?

My how the terrible have fallen

They forget to invite Bill Maher?

Aw fuck did I miss it

He’s divorced now, right?

If not, the supernova of Divorced Guy energy radiating from him will surely lead his wife to the only safe conclusion shortly

Ohhh. I don't even have to look that up, 100%

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