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mark

maybe they‘ll catch and kill some terrible trump stories

JESUS CHRIST COME ON

Alex Berenson has this pinned to his page.

“NYT reporter steals story from noted liar alex berenson in order to falsely insinuate biden has parkinson’s” would be quite the 2024 remake of clinton cash, for fuck’s sake

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Matti

west coast to east coast suuuuuuucks

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Matti

STILL ON IT FOR AN HOUR

OH MY FUCKING GOD

bsky.app/profile/just... Alex Berenson possibly the ur source here.

holding the loudspeakers hostage until passengers agree to volunteer to should HOUSE OF on one side and JEALOUS LOVERS on the other while i make the flight attendants play cowbell

hacking into the loudspeaker to make everyone on this plane listen to TRASH FLAVORED TRASH from the blood brothers’ exceptional 2004 record CRIMES just to feel something other than the wall of the bathroom against the back of my seat

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post malone ergo propter malone

there’s simply no way we’re getting this lucky

if they’re this paranoid in july, they’re gonna be bugging their own delegates by the convention

good lord, this politburo piece on the RNC shitting their pants about abortion restrictions has some wild lines, like the committee agreeing with trump with “wild euphoria” and claims that trump wrote parts of the policy himself apple.news/A3FwpjwVuR6K...

RNC committee approves dropping national limits on abortion from party platformapple.news The platform was swiftly presented and adopted behind closed doors on Monday.

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The NYT Parkinson's "scoop" is even worse than it seems from the headline, bc buried in paragraph 11 the reporters *know* Dr. Connard met with someone other than Biden, and on March 28, 2024 the President's Public Schedule shows Biden was in NYC the whole day

Breaking News: A Parkinson’s expert visited the White House eight times in eight months from last summer through this spring, according to official visitor logs. The administration has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease.

Parkinson’s Expert Visited the White House Eight Times in Eight Monthswww.nytimes.com The White House has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease and that there has been no reason to update the most recent testing, conducted in February.

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zenosAnalytic

further into the album, there’s a whole lot of pretenders in there, too, it’s really, really fucking good

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James Felix Black

told you!

they probably laid off everyone who was responsible for working on it

“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers arstechnica.com Without updates or ability to download after August, app will become useless.

(i am not joking)

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James Felix Black

sorta kinda chrissie hynde x justine frischman

someone asked me a couple of weeks ago if i had any favorite records since we’re at the halfway mark, and the truth is, i’ve mostly been *buying* old shit, but this, from aug. 2023, is probably in the running for favorite new(ish) record thebelairlipbombs.bandcamp.com/album/lush-l...

Lush Life, by The Belair Lip Bombsthebelairlipbombs.bandcamp.com 10 track album

maisie everett’s definitely got one of my favorite new voices, from a rock vocal standpoint

RNC committee approves dropping national limits on abortion from party platformapple.news The platform was swiftly presented and adopted behind closed doors on Monday.

knowing that the white house just signed a massive parkinson’s bill in july changes the entire tone of this story so much that this makes it wildly, horrifically offensive

anyway, i’m on an airplane for 5.5 hours, enjoy some northern soul for when you’re next in an airport, or any other time

10 Songs: Songs for Airports, pt. 1golikehellmachine.com This is a long flight for someone with nothing to post about.

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𝕁, the dearly gparted

it’s not great

also if they were good at media they wouldn’t be working at crooked

i think people should consider paying less attention to the staffers of former successful politicians who went to work in media rather than going to work for *other* successful politicians, or at least consider why those other successful politicians haven’t tried to hire them in the last 8 years

i’m just saying, maybe you should ask why none of the pod saves boys or the crooked media crew didn’t get asked to run a campaign in the last 8 years

double negative there but my flight is about to take off, whatever

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Patrick Iber

put that and 1.75 in the machine and you can buy a soda

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Snowden St.

the republican machines are in fucking terrible, terrible shape

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almost like the former staffers of popular and successful politicians are not actually the politicians

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Snowden St.

he put charlie kirk’s PAC in charge of GOTV