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They really exist. And they look even goofier in real life than they do in photos.
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When you’re that close, do the polygons finally start rendering?
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You know, considering they've sold a total of 3,000 of those things, they certainly do seem to appear in public a lot more than that.
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Fair, but: the biggest dork in the area usually doesn’t hide their light under a bushel.
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There are almost 280M vehicles on the roads in the US right now. You have to admit, those are still pretty impressively outlier-level numbers.
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I'm not sure where you live, but in the Seattle area we get a wildly outsized number of Teslas anyway, so I'd expect us to get too many cybertrucks.
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I saw one on Camano Island last week yet another entry on my Island Bingo card (usually it's wildlife spottings, like the flock of domesticated turkeys gone wild, but the cybertruck was interesting in its own way)
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The amount of unearned brand marketing they’re getting out of people trying to stunt on them (which: fair, they’re stupid and hideous and barely street legal) is really kind of horrifying.
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I saw four different ones the other day. FOUR.
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You can tell, because each one has its own individual pattern of rust by now.
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I saw three today. And unless these turds can defy the laws of physics I saw three.
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At least two haha, the wrapped one stuck out because it was marginally less ugly.
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I mean, Mike's polygons rendered which is strange to me because in my mind he's a Minecraft block dude. (I am very tired and legit did a double-take of "that's not what he looks like... not block enough!")
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Wait can golf balls even see polygons???
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Do they look more like shit or less like shit in person?
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That seriously seems impossible, but I trust you.
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Yeah, I've seen so many people report this, and not one person who will say, "You know, still pictures don't do them justice. When you see them in person, in three dimensions and moving, it's kind of impressive." Seems very consistent and well-attested.
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they don't get better with time I live in LA, which for now appears to be the Cybetruck capital of America and every time I see a new one it looks just as stupid as all the rest of them
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I live in Fremont, which has a huge Tesla plant. I probably seen 20 in town since they were first released.
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I've lived in LA for 6 1/2 months now...I've yet to see one, no idea how I'll react when the cursed day comes, lmao.
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In pictures, I thought they looked ugly and unsafe. In person, I was troubled this thing is legally allowed on the road and experienced a sort of civic despair, as if I had been personally threatened by the Department of Transportation.
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It's like if the uncanny valley were a really shitty car
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Almost like that... but not quite. A little off somehow
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I saw four of them on a transport truck on I-40 about an hour ago. They're even uglier in clumps.
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"A clump of cybertrucks" really does seem like the appropriate collective noun
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Makes sense - the 30-year-old GPU must really struggle with four Cybertrucks in view at once
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They look bad in pictures, but in person, all the crapped details, the shittiness of it, comes to the fore, it's so weird
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It’s kind of like seeing a total solar eclipse but bad. You know exactly what it’s going to look like, but still it’s overwhelming once you’re beholding it
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Yeah, in a photo they look like the dumbest thing you could possibly imagine. Then you see one in real life and say “Wow. It’s somehow even dumber.”
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Ever played Mass Effect? Remember the Mako? It's like that but you don't get to see other planets with it.
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Yes. You get the sense that if they really didn't want to have circular wheels but couldn't figure out how to make anything else work.
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yeah there’s something about wheel wells IRL that make it look like it’s wearing someone else’s pants.
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Lol. Maybe the fact that ANY front end collision would impact the front wheels and require a tow.
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in soviet union, crumple zone is frame!
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So, Elon tried and failed to reinvent the wheel. Typical!
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Circular wheels aren't first principles thinking.
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I saw one on Sunday morning and it had been “wrapped” by a customized with the word “Cybertruck” across the back in one of the worst graffiti fonts I’ve ever seen. Just awful.
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Elon really wanted tank treads but even Engineering told him sales would suffer if folks had to climb in a top hatch rather than doors on the sides.
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not *that* goofy-looking that truck though...
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Wow! Is this in Hawai'i too? Just trying to think of just how much more expensive it must've been to get shipped there 😬
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They will corrode too much on the way to the islands.
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Gotta love the exposed wheel hubs that are going to rust on a rather expensive car.