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Mary McDowell

@grunklemary.bsky.social

In the not-too-distant future somewhere in time and space - gamer - hobby actor & REAL HUMAN ARTIST - comic relief - chubby & obnoxious - But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters
https://linktr.ee/grunklemary
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This, a million times. If voting were really pointless and futile, there would be no voter suppression attempts. Stop parroting the propaganda of people who hate you because you think Nihilism-For-Suckers makes you sound wise.
and high res, for your stickering needs
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Disneyland turns 69 years old this week. Noice.
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The challenge is to choose 20 films that greatly influenced you. One film per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just posters/stills. 1/20
The challenge is to choose 20 films that greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just posters/stills. 1/20
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Ok, like....thank you for doing it now because IT HURTS BIGTIME but it is no longer "the best gift ever"
Thank you universal deities for blessing me with menstruation NOW and not next week when my fat ass is workin' a show <3 not even kidding. My birthday is in 7 days and this is the best gift ever.
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I would rather lick a sneeze guard at a Disneyland hotel buffet than set foot on another cruise. (Except the JoCo Cruise...I wanna go onthat someday)
Also: lots of people complain about having food poisoning, and 99% of the time it's actually norovirus, which absolutely rips through environments like cruise ships. (I used to work in a cruise company complaints department.)
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Jesus Christ, just say "ass." The parrot does.
After a potty-mouthed parrot named Pepper was surrendered to an animal shelter in Niagara Falls, N.Y., more than 400 people applied to adopt him. “Do you want me to kick your [expletive]?” the parrot named Pepper asked a volunteer at the shelter.
Potty-mouthed parrot arrives at shelter; 400 people apply to adopt himwapo.st “Do you want me to kick your [expletive]?” the parrot named Pepper asked a volunteer at the Niagara Falls, N.Y., shelter.
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Because nothing, and I mean NOTHING, screamed upper-echelon privilege like limo mustard.
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Re-posting for Prime Day counter-programming. Buy some indie art from Bluesky creators instead instead! ⬇️
For Small Business Saturday (and every day), consider supporting independent arts, crafts and more direct from creators right here on Bluesky! I worked with @davis.social to make the #BlueSkyNightMarket feed; add it here to shop: bsky.app/profile/did:... Creators, check the flyer to participate!
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There are people out there still buying American Pie sequels. You're doin' just fine.
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This is a great example of how the Cooperative is member-driven. In light of discussions on Sticker Mule, some members wrote about how they like Sticker Ninja for being pro-Palestine. That endorsement was all it took for us on Benefits to reach out for a partnership. Less than 24 hours later: BOOM.
THE CARTOONIST COOPERATIVE'S growing list of benefits has a brand new addition (AND MORE TO COME...)! Members can now receive an exclusive 10% off discount for custom sticker orders from STICKER NINJA, the artist owned sticker company: by artists, for artists. cartoonist.coop/our-benefits/
The Cartoonist Cooperativecartoonist.coop Making comics better for everyone!
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Announcing our Prime Day sale! Everything is 0% off but we promise that our employees have paid bathroom breaks and we pay all our taxes.
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I'LL GIVE YOU PETRA-RABBITS
It feels like we've all forgotten the true meaning of Prime Day
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Thank you universal deities for blessing me with menstruation NOW and not next week when my fat ass is workin' a show <3 not even kidding. My birthday is in 7 days and this is the best gift ever.
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The idea that being blocked is an aggressive act or "social violence" or whatever is maybe the single most ridiculous thing about social media I block all the time. Vibes are bad? One too many posts about kinks I really don't wanna see? It's literally just a curation tool for your account.
this is just my personal opinion and you may disagree with me. but i would also be cautious about ascribing too much meaning behind being blocked by someone with a lot of followers who gets a lot of replies all the time. or being blocked by anyone at all!
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Look at this CHONKER 💕
Finally finished the boar plushie I've been working on for the past four days. The frosted fur worked out perfectly, eventhough it was a real pain to work with. Boomer has a torn ear. He's a nice, huggable size with just the right amount of squishy. 🪡🧵🧶🐗
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God parents were terrified of Alice Cooper. Now the scary rock n' roll guy is a fucking golfer He sang a love ballad to Miss Piggy on The Muppet Show. Yeah...SCARY.
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This thread is all because I watched a wonderful video by GoodBad Flicks about the making of Twister: youtu.be/R_9wrRe5iqs?...
I was getting over the fear until a tree fell thru our ceiling and missed hitting me in the head by 2 feet. The first time I was ever accidently allowed to yell FUCK at 16 years old
Exploring Twister - The Rebirth of the Disaster Movieyoutu.be Good Bad Flicks goes into the history of the disaster film Twister. Directed by Jan de Bont. ◘ PATREON ► https://goo.gl/1Gmiur ◘ SCIFI JAPAN ► https://tinyu...
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fuck we could have had tom hanks in twister but he had to go make one of the best movies of all time paxton was fine but we could have had america's favorite uncle I love Twister so much. I remember seeing it opening weekend with my family. And I've been terrified of heavy wind ever since!
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I swear more people need to know of @danlarson.bsky.social ‘s work. Just look at his recognition of the legend
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It's almost "Prime Day". If you look on your favorite shelter's website or instagram you might find that they have an amazon wishlist and that many of their items might be on sale. I hate amazon, I definitely encourage people to shop local whenever possible, but I'm just putting the info out there.
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Jesus, America. I get it. People my size are apparently NOT allowed to buy shorts that fit and are a comfortable length. I'm a size 16/18 and only wear booty shorts at home. Just give me knee length and I'll cut them another inch or 2 myself fuck god damn.
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OH MY GOD PANTS SHOPPING IS SUCH A BULLSHIT CHORE
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This was the last decade for this, really. It sort of limped along with, I don’t know, people like Pauly Shore? into the early 90s but dried up pretty quickly. It’s too bad! It was fun.
the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
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Daily bunny no.2550 is coming this summer