b-boy bouiebaisse: took an insane amount of willpower to not buy a box of pop tarts at the grocery store today.

took an insane amount of willpower to not buy a box of pop tarts at the grocery store today.

succumb

A new pop tart pope has been chosen

the pope tart

It's what it would want.

It was a ritual sacrifice where they sacrificed and ate the pop tart. I can get behind that.

Very Midsommar

Suck em? I thought you bit them?

Consume the flesh. Make the new world.

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH! DEATH TO POP-TARTS!

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I like the soylent green flavor

In 2020 my friend sent a Pop-Tarts Advent Calendar to me and my wife where we also had to rank 25 flavors of Pop Tart and I haven't wanted to eat one since

Sponsorships work, apparently!

Whoever came up with that spectacle is a marketing genius. I was jonesing for them, too.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

I failed that test yesterday when a 16-pack of Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts jumped into my cart at Walmart.

Clearly the best flavor!

I'm surprised that you haven't started making them for yourself at home...

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Feeling like the poptart that was elated to be picked apart and consumed

Ever since I saw this the other night I haven’t been able to get this out of my head: “this is my body, toasted for you…”

xD

I feel ya. I haven’t even thought of them for ages and now the “favorite version” discussion has awakened The Hunger in me.

I collect them like small LED flashlights

A Bowl Game finally got its money’s worth in advertising

novel marketing is amazing

I *am* going to buy a box of frosted strawberry pop tarts this week and the only thing that can stop me is if others buy them all first

I like those best which is good bc my kids prefer s’mores or brown sugar so they leave mine alone.

Resisting the urge to tell you to buy them. I have the strawberry ones at home but I admit seeing the sacrifice of the pop tart mascot had turned me off them for awhile.

Oh, so you don’t want more edible mascots next Bowl cycle? I’m doing my part!

And every day. Of course?

but at what cost??

They were too young to die

What’s your flavor?

Easiest way to avoid buying a box of pop tarts is to remember what they taste like.

Fond memories of the brown sugar one.

Oh, I failed this test today.

All that willpower, wasted.

Honestly a brilliant marketing gimmick.

Good for you! Lol.

It still amazes me that we're just okay with calling pop tarts a food item. I still eat them though. I can feel every year off my life with each delicious bite.

You kinda do have to hand it to them...

I played that game at 9:15am before having eaten and very much lost.

good job. i lost that battle and ate the whole box in 2 days. those things are evil

That's me every time I see pop tarts after finding out I have the 'beetus.

I feel your pain

Toast that mascot

I hate acknowledging marketing is effective when it works

pop tarts have been really low-quality the last couple of times I tried them now these I got a couple of nights ago, more expensive but better

Okay. What is it with all the pop tart posts this week? I never had one in my life but now I'm getting curious.

It is about this: people.com/pop-tarts-ma...

Pop-Tarts Mascot Goes Viral After College Football Players Eat 'Edible Mascot' After Bowl Gamepeople.com The Kansas State Wildcats ate the toaster pastries after their victory over the North Carolina State Wolfpack on Thursday night.

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