b-boy bouiebaisse: watching RAMBO III (praise to the brave soldiers of the mujahideen) and reminded of my personal head-canon that every character kurtwood smith has ever played is simple clarence boddiker in a different universe

watching RAMBO III (praise to the brave soldiers of the mujahideen) and reminded of my personal head-canon that every character kurtwood smith has ever played is simple clarence boddiker in a different universe

uhm akshyually theyre called the fedaykin fighters 🤓

laughing, aloud!

Red Forman was ready to snap at any minute

God it's unhinged

stallone is completely roided out it’s insane

Rambo 2 and Rambo 3 some of the purest uncut ideology on sale

Carried that roid bod right into Over the Top

It's so wild what a difference there is between First Blood and pretty much all the rest of the Rambo franchise.

This brings Red Forman into a disturbing new light

including DEAD POETS SOCIETY? #ohneil #myson

Even the Federation President?

especially the Federation President

Especially

It took 29 auditions for a clear victor to emerge in the Terry O'Quinn vs. Kurtwood Smith war to become The Stepfather.

I saw Rambo III in a dollar theater while at a summer debate camp at Baylor University (at least that's what my dating profile says). Still not cool with his creating the Taliban, but all of us playing hooky had a good pre-MST3K experience, laughing our asses off at that chewed-gum necklace.

Is that the one where an exploding arrow takes out a helicopter?

Indeed it is 🏹

Yes but the highlight is really the tank/gunship joust

Correction: 🏹 💥 🚁 💥

Somehow took a Hind D gunship down with deer arrows with a frag grenade stuck to it. I can't remember if he got in the cockpit or lit off it's rocket pods or got it in the crew bay or something.

holds together perfectly well, thanks to the Annorax Time/Space...ship...thing

The many boddikers thesis

There's no reason every character Kurtwood Smith has ever played played isn't an origin story of Clarence Boddiker. Boddiker's like a archetypal convergence or eternal champion sort of thing.

Can you fly, Bouie?

Love his work, but bizarrely I still think of his performance in Fortress as the Most Kurtwood Smith.

“(praise to the brave soldiers of the mujahideen)“ They were okay. It was the weirdos from the Taliban, backed by Pakistani intelligence forces, who stepped in after the Russians left and we’d lost interest who are still causing trouble today.

i am making a joke about the politics of the movie

I’m not sure if it’s even possible to make a joke about the politics of the movie without vanishing in a puff of Milius.

the Rambo movies really mess up my alt text "guy in the movie is named John [Movie]" bit

This very much recontextualizes the Khitomer Accords in Star Trek VI.

Rambo III certainly has GUNS GUNS GUNS 🤷‍♂️

I just watched Quick Change the other night and (spoiler alert) he's a crime boss in that one as well

I saw him shopping in a model train store buying fake trees, and that’s now all he is to me.

It's fucked up that the best political commentators in the country, in my view, have come together to analyse our even more fucked up society through the lens of movies I obsessively watched when I was 9.

I respect your watching a movie and ending the doomscrolling. And, damn this is a perfect take

Even Mr. Sue in the New Adventures of Beans Baxter? Wait . . . ESPECIALLY Mr. Sue in the New Adventures of Beans Baxter! archive.org/details/the-...

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I just saw him in an episode of STINGRAY, and yes, the multiversal theory of Clarence Boddiker makes a lot of sense.

Incredible that a man like that could make peace with the Klingons

Clarence Boddicker is stand for election near me.

The horseback charge into a tank offensive is the absolute best

Yeah, that did make That 70's show a tad jarring; kept waiting for Red to drop the pretense and be Boddiker. Also, the streaking episode where Red asks Ford why he pardoned Nixon is a decent episode.

I love everything about this post.

Especially Staying Alive!

DEAD POETS.... checks out.

Really? What about Patriot, where he plays a -- oh I see it now, never mind.

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