Rose 🩷🩵💜

@keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club

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friendly, fuzzy, neutral mob. awkward but trying. usually screaming about iOS dev or video games. she/her

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know you don't have to write every thought you have on the computer? That's right - believe it or not there are many cases where the thrill of likes and reposts do not outweigh the potential real world consequences, regardless of how unlikely they are!

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i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee

degenerate is a word historically used to denigrate the queer community, in this essay I will explain why degeneration-x was actually groundbreaking queer representation in early 2000s pro wrestling

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Your move, Hemingway

Sexual Healing is a fascinating soundtrack choice for the laundromat at 10 am

these labeling things all seem absurd. why would you want to trust a bunch of random faceless people to reliably tag accounts. just use mute words and block buttons??

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i have no real idea what my gender and sexuality are so i made my own pride flag based on the label colors for Baja Blast

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The French call orgasm "the little death" so I just say, "I'm so sorry for your loss" or, if I'm blowing a Jewish guy, "May his memory be a blessing."

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I made a Cool S sword

the 80s girlies knew what was up, scrunchies are so much nicer on your hair than normal hair ties

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.... i think i feel hope

Despite OceanGate's catastrophic implosion last June, the ultra wealthy are still risking their lives on deep sea adventures

After the OceanGate Implosion, the Ultra Wealthy Still Can’t Resist the Deep Seawww.wsj.com Makers of luxury submarines braced for collapse after an expedition to the Titanic wreckage ended in disaster. But some deep-pocketed clients are still calling.

Spotify has some dumb new feature where when I get in the car a robot voice reads out that it's now continuing the playlist or whatever I was listening to before in this case it was "now continuing 'i just want to lie on the floor and feel like garbage'"

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remembering the UI/UX designer at my last job who wanted us to make a field for confirming text where you type the text, it disappears after a few seconds, and then you reenter the text in the same box

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i think often about the guy that said “suck my dick and choke on it, i yield my time, fuck you” in the LAPD zoom meeting. i hope he’s doing well

what would the French do if I just used the wrong genders for all of the words. you're still gonna know what a mountain is if I call it a boy mountain instead of a girl mountain.

every week or so I see a news article about my governor signing some absurdly evil new bill and it pushes me a little further into madness

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"these violent delights have violent ends" for you maybe. I'm going to cheesecake factory after this

Ubisoft make a mainline Assassin's Creed game with a female protag without copping out and letting you pick between guy or girl or putting both in the game challenge level: impossible

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@hulcricket.bsky.social just icymi

Lil Jon should guest on songs in more genres would love a Midwest emo song where he just occasionally says "skeet skeet skeet" in the background

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I painted this ominous bird #art🎨🖼

a grocery store parking lot Creature

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😅😅😅😅😅

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"But doctor," sobbed the patient, "I DRIVE the Vengabus"

a grocery store parking lot Creature

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Shitty ai being integrated into everything despite it being ass is like nepotism with a bunch of tech billionaires insisting we have to work with and take seriously their idiot robot son

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it’s foolish to imagine yourself as immune to scams, but my strategy of never answering the phone for any purpose is pretty much rock solid

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They posted it to Instagram so I can show you now

There was a sign up advertising(?) the hours for Ash Wednesday services at church today that was essentially this image but with an ash cross on her forehead and I'm going to be laughing at that for days