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i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee

LOOK FOR THE HELPERS!

Cackling omg

noooo! if you cover it in piss it voids the warranty!

wait i heard it was supposed to be able to serve briefly as a trough urinal

People should start carrying packs of these to deposit liberally on every one they see

The fact that these urinals look exactly like a fucking cyber truck is killing me.

And the urinals won't even accelerate uncontrolably into a tree

For now, just give some years to the tech bros and I’m sur it’ll become a reality.

Way more resilient against a bit of moisture too

What are the yellow things?

Urinal cakes they call them this side of the pond, appetizingly! Smelly blocks to reduce the stink really..

Oh…… Never seen them like that. They look like ear plugs….. Here we call them……. The Mint.

Does lend it a lovey patina though

so *that's* what "rest in piss" means

this was to be my other joke

Also very likely to have an electrical short! That’d be bad!

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Piss can be stored in the panel gaps

A man's flesh is his own, his piss belongs on a cybertruck

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

I like the spirit, but its just hurting random people with dorky tastes. Its also wierd to skip over the modded coal rolling brotrucks and luxury SUVs to pee on a CT ya know? Musk is the most visible ceo scumbag I guess but feudal lord tier + child labor demon ceos at hyundai & etc get to skate?

it's morally okay to pee on every car owned by a dipshit

It's like punching nazis

You have to be careful though not to electrocute yourself, I imagine these are not the best made cars

elon musk has thirty four times as much money as the ceo of hyundai

wtf are you talking about

If you're doing vandalism for environmental reasons, rare electric vehicles are a wierd target when dirtyass brotrucks are RIGHT THERE. If its for moral reasons, corps like hyundai run south korea and they got caught using child labor in their alabama metal stamping factories. Priorities seem off.

so it turns out, other people don't think about only exactly the things that you think about at all times. it turns out that they do in fact have their own thoughts, opinions, and reasons for things, and that these can exist at the same time as other things do. have u heard about this before

buddy those cars can get pissed on too. why not just enjoy something for once instead of trying to find something wrong with it

(stolen from Discord so sadly no source)

promises made. promises kept.

+3 damage vs stainless steel

Pee the change you want to see in the world

Urine charge now.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we fuckin need

It's all about life goals, but don't limit yourself to just once. That's merely the first piss of the rest of your life.

thank you for your service

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Congrats dude

Hell yeah

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