bakoon: i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee

i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee

It'll dissolve before your eyes

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Tesla Cybertruck Torn To Pieces By Hosewww.theonion.com HOLLISTER, CA—Its stainless steel panels immediately crumpling from the pressure of the stream of water, a Tesla Cybertruck was reportedly torn to pieces Friday after getting sprayed by a hose. As s...

Not without releasing toxic gases first.

Gonnq blast a quarter panel off, at the very least

Make sure you get it into all the gaps between the panels

gonna eat salt & vinegar chips then wipe my fingers on it & watch the metal immediately start rust pitting

pretty sure you only have to stare at it while THINKING about salt and vinegar chips or nitric acid or peroxide

How about Perchloric Acid (an acid that’s so acidic, it makes sulfuric acid look like Sodium Hydroxide (an extremely strong base))? >:3

overkill for this job, apparently water kills them

blast those panel gaps

One of those uncontrollable pisses where you accidentally fart halfway through and it's super-embarrassing and you have to leave with doodoo in your pants but they have to drive away in a Cybertruck meaning you win anyway

gonna andy warhol the first mf I see

Just saw these last week. Needs to take a lot of vitamin B first.

o captain my captain!!! ((stands on desk))

Film it on the small chance the whole thing falls apart and explodes. Not saying it will, but there is a less than zero chance.

I'd be careful. That thing might shock your weiner off.

Yeah, maybe just toss a Big Gulp cup full of it from a distance to be safe.

The windows shattering at the force of my pissing with a great vengeance!

The only time I would laugh at a peeing Calvin decal would be if it involved the cybertruck logo

Bologna will leave permanent grease stains on the metal, especially bologna slices torn into dick shapes.

What a concept, portable bologna that looks like a dick and tastes like pseudo meat delivered stuck to a pseudo truck.

i bet the wheel falls off

Flavour blasted

A pee patina can only make it look better

A pee-tina if you will.

😄It was RIGHT THERE and I missed it

I honestly can’t wait to point and laugh - going to be weeks of fun.

don't try that while the cybertruck is running

20 points

Don't wiz on the Elon-ectric fence.

You should give more credit to your piss

I’d worry it would start a fire that would consume a city block.

I’m sure it couldn’t possible penetrate the precise panel gaps. Peepee must be at least 20 microns.

Until that glorious day it's all just turds on Teslas

Oh my! I've been meaning to buy a GoGirl (or an equivalent knock-off) but I am the Queen of The Procrastinators, so it just hasn't happened. Now you have given me the incentive to buy not only my own, but one for all my girlfriends.

careful... urine's an electrolyte. all steel... and I doubt the circuit-grounding on those trucks is very good.😂

It will rust.

youtu.be/mGZz-d8hqLs?...

The Mighty Boosh - The Hitcher takes a slashyoutu.be

Rub tomatoes all over it instead

There should be a non profit organization committed to this practice.

The body will just dissolve

The tray looks to have a smaller capacity than my bladder.

I can't believe they made it's defining marketing feature "how hard it is to smash in with a crowbar". Oh boy. Let's see how that goes when it hits the street. Slug bug grey

You’re just filling in all the giant paneling gaps. With hot piss.

The ammonia is going to eat through whatever shitty coating they use on the stainless panels so fast lol

People I know have seen some around here in the Twin Cities, and oh man will the Minnesota winter not be kind.

tf

I think it looks like a bad truck, but, like, why do you let material things trigger you to the point where you want to destroy other people's joy?

The cyber truck brings no joy only pain

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