Mr. Am I Being Detained: Ben Shapiro, being carried away by a hawk: Okay so first of all, this isn't the format we agreed to, so this is you admitting you have no argument. (Voice becoming fainter as they ascend higher into the sky) And for you to continue with this as though you haven't already lost the debate is

Ben Shapiro, being carried away by a hawk: Okay so first of all, this isn't the format we agreed to, so this is you admitting you have no argument. (Voice becoming fainter as they ascend higher into the sky) And for you to continue with this as though you haven't already lost the debate is

the fact that I read this in his voice makes me want to lobotomize myself

I’m never angrier than when I realize I know how one of these right wing twerps talks.

my mind animated the entire thing like a crappy episode of clone high at least it included a fadeout at the end

Later, when the bird nation tries to return him:

Ransom of Red Chief situation where we make them pay us to take him back

Ever right wing youtuber for the next 10 years "Ben Shapiro OWN / DESTROYS hawk with FACTS and LOGIC! Wow! Watch till end!"

Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out: THE LEFTOVERS, but it’s every Trump voter (and their family, becoz we’re not monsters) that’s suddenly gone.

This was deeply pleasing to picture.

HAWK: oh my god [drops Ben Shapiro into an active volcano] BEN SHAPIRO: [falling] typical anti-Semitic hawk

... and if you drop me into the sea, you're admitting you have no argument...

Eyebrows by Sharpie

Ben Sharpibrow

Action Man Conscientious Objector model. I really hope people know what Action Man was. I don’t think I could cope with tumbleweeds on YET ANOTHER HIGH QUALITY SKEET.

Where is a Roc when we need one?

We don't really even need a Roc; he's not that big.

Golden Eagle should be fine.

It could grip him by the husk!

There's some hawks around where I live that are suspected to eat kittens in the fields, so I imagine ol' Ben is doomed.

Maybe a bulky sparrow

Thank you for making me picture a yoked pigeon. So swole that it's wings don't touch it's body

Kargoth the Barbarian. Giant pigeons. I kid you not. I miss that gloriously horrible cartoon.

I am slightly misremembering. But here it is. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korgoth...

Korgoth of Barbaria - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

"altitude doesn't care about your feelings"

I know Toranaga-sama claims you can train a hawk to any meat, but this seems a little too mean to the hawk.

Ben making new friends where his hawk buddy drops him

Makes sense, hawks will sometimes go for larger rodents

We should be so lucky...

Tiny Ben not getting shredded by a barn owl is the real miracle of our age.

tiny ben is only about 1 foot tall you know, the rest is trick photography, so it could happen.

Well technically... Amazing visual lmao

lol

😂🤣😂🤣

sadly the Howlibird never actually bothered to snatch Brainy, otherwise it’d be the perfect visual

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